Arts & Entertainment

Knowing about San Diego Comic-Con now somehow acceptable

FOLLOWING the latest news from the San Diego Comic-Con is now a normal part of life, it has emerged.

Ghostly English teachers insisting adults read Go Set A Watchman

LONG-DEAD English teachers are appearing to their terrified former pupils to make them read the To Kill A Mockingbird sequel.

Han Solo origin film tells story of Star Wars

THE new Han Solo origin movie will tell the story of how he rescued Princess Leia from the Death Star before helping her brother destroy it.

NME to become a free sachet of hair gel

THE NME is to broaden its appeal by becoming a free sample of hair gel.

Love Island retitled Knobhead Peninsula

ITV REALITY show Love Island is to be retitled Knobhead Peninsula for the remainder of the current series.

Security unable to stop thousands breaking out of Wireless Festival

SECURITY staff at Wireless Festival were overwhelmed by crowds fleeing the likes of David Guetta and Nicki Minaj.

London to have its own national anthem

LONDON is to have its own national anthem to mark its status as an entirely separate place from England.

Band wins recording contract for bits of songs

A LOCAL band has won a recording contract for an album of unfinished songs, ‘jam sessions’ and Led Zeppelin riffs.