Arts & Entertainment

Nobody willing to brag about good music they saw on 'Jools'

GOOD new music is going unheralded because nobody will admit to watching Later…with Jools Holland, it has emerged.

Ageing raver takes book to nightclub

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has taken a paperback book with him to a rave.

Rocky Horror fan despises all it stands for in real life

A ROCKY Horror Show fan is actually disgusted by the lifestyles it depicts, he has revealed.

Crowd at prog rock gig unsure when to applaud

THE crowd at a ‘prog rock’ gig had no idea when to applaud as they could never be sure the song had finished.

Leicester named 2016 City of No Culture

LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.

Edinburgh residents told it’s safe to return

EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.

Smiths know deep down they will eventually reform

INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.

Corbyn would make a terrible Bond, says Pierce Brosnan

A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.