Arts & Entertainment
GOOD new music is going unheralded because nobody will admit to watching Later…with Jools Holland, it has emerged.
A 40-YEAR-OLD man has taken a paperback book with him to a rave.
A ROCKY Horror Show fan is actually disgusted by the lifestyles it depicts, he has revealed.
THE crowd at a ‘prog rock’ gig had no idea when to applaud as they could never be sure the song had finished.
LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.
EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.
INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.
A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.