Arts & Entertainment
MICKEY Mouse has delivered a stark warning to terrorists, following the arrest of a gunman at the Magic Kingdom.
A MALE contestant on last night’s Take Me Out is suspected of choosing his date not on personality but on physical appearance.
THE new series of The X-Files begins by investigating the mysterious reason the show was taken off air in 2002, it has emerged.
A MAN is worried that he cannot differentiate between incredible acting performances and ones that are quite poor.
THE coffee machine from a local cafe bar is to join a heavy metal band, it has been confirmed.
THE Hatton Garden jewel thieves have been sentenced to sit through the inevitable British gangster movie based on their heist.
THE chanting bit from rave classic Voodoo Ray by A Guy Called Gerald will be sung at international sporting events, it has been confirmed.
A MIDDLE-AGED married couple have admitted that David Bowie was their first mutual crush.