Arts & Entertainment
CHANNEL 5 is making a documentary about feckless, irresponsible idiots who happen to be middle class.
ED Miliband believes that Zoe Wanamaker would bring a fresh twist to the role of Darth Vader.
BRITAIN needs to get a bloody grip and stop crying every time it watches a film, experts have claimed.
FORMER X Factor host Dermot O’Leary was shown clips of his time on the show before being dropped into Simon Cowell’s carnivore pit.
NIGEL Farage has revealed the original version of his new book was about African-American lesbians.
JEREMY Paxman drew dozens of crude sketches of what he would do to David Cameron and Ed Miliband during last night’s TV interviews.
ZAYN Malik’s core fanbase of men working in the building trade is today in shock.
THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.