Arts & Entertainment

Wogan/Harries to be the new Frost/Nixon

THE iconic 1988 interview between Terry Wogan and Lauren Harries is being made into a film in the style of Frost/Nixon.

Booker Prize to gradually remove itself from own arse

THE Man Booker prize has taken the first steps towards clambering out of its own rectum.

US TV to merge into 'Good Bad Breaking Scandal Wife'

AMERICAN television drama is to merge into one uber-show which will be watched by everyone.

Rowling's new Harry Potter film about wizard who invented money

JK Rowling is to write the screenplay a for a new Harry Potter-style adventure about Grynt Cashfarm, the wizard who created money.

Attenborough to film 'Life of Scrotes'

DAVID Attenborough's new nature series for the BBC will delve into the world of Britain's fast-breeding underclass.

Time traveller warns against getting rid of BBC

A TIME traveller from the future has warned that closing down the BBC may not be a good idea.