Arts & Entertainment

Viruses having awesome summer at festivals

POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.

No-one wants to be on ‘Strictly’ with Ed Balls

THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.

Crowd at under 18s night far more pissed than at adult gig

THE crowd at an under 18s 'dry bar' gig was much drunker than at an equivalent adult event, it has emerged.

Hospitals demand better TV show about them than Casualty

HOSPITAL staff are demanding a much better television programme about their incredibly hard jobs than Casualty.

Pokemon Go players devastated after realising it is the most pointless bullshit imaginable

MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.

Even Big Brother not watching Big Brother

THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.

Kid with ferret doesn’t need to f**k about with Pokemon

A SMALL boy with a pet ferret has confirmed that it is far better than any Pokemon.

Stranger Things fan admits it sounds like a lot of bollocks

A WOMAN describing the Netflix series Stranger Things has admitted that it does sound shite.