Arts & Entertainment

Emmerdale to become first underwater soap

THE cliffhanger in a flooded cellar on Emmerdale is to launch the soap's new sub-aquatic era.

Your dad angrily refuses to watch Stephen Fry documentary

YOUR dad has responded with disgruntlement to Stephen Fry's series about global attitudes to homosexuality.

Clever people recommend book

A BOOK has been declared officially worthwhile by clever people.

Clangers to return as social realist drama

THE BBC is bringing back The Clangers as a hard-hitting drama about a struggling, soup-deprived mouse family.

Britney Spears espouses Marxist theory of labour as value

BRITNEY Spears has admitted her latest single Work Bitch is inspired by the writings of Karl Marx.

Netflix unveils half a million new film genres

STREAMING service Netflix has added new film categories including Upbeat Nocturnal Mammal Docu-Romance and Fanciful Tramp Comedy.

Right-wing BBC launched

THE BBC has announced new channel BBC Right One, aimed at right-wing viewers.

Doctor Who fans say new old episodes not as good as old old episodes

FANS of Doctor Who have slammed rediscovered episodes of the show for being old in a new way.