Arts & Entertainment

Daft Punk revealed to be Elvis and Buddy Holly

DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.

Arts Council to focus on pornography

FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.

Holly Willoughby explains concept of death to ITV viewers

HOLLY Willoughby has told ITV viewers why the lady in the box is asleep forever.

Beliebers wondering if Nazi persecution would change their taste in pop stars

JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.

Compromise version of 'Ding Dong' to be sung by Leonard Cohen

A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.