Arts & Entertainment
MILLIONS of people across Britain have set up cameras in their living rooms so they can film themselves watching themselves watching television.
NINTENDO'S forthcoming Mario Kart 8 is to include Martin Amis as an unlockable character.
CINEMA classic Lawrence of Arabia will inevitably get remade with Tom Cruise, Matt Damon or someone like that.
THE Pixies have recruited Sky News presenter Kay Burley as their new bassist.
A PAINTER and decorator has offered to replace the two Damien Hirst artworks stolen from an art gallery.
SHERLOCK Holmes can return from the dead because he is magic, Sherlock creator Steven Moffat has revealed.
JERRY Dammers of The Special AKA is furious that nobody ever told him Nelson Mandela was also known as Madiba.
THE BBC is to ask the nation exactly which part of Del Boy falling through the bar they love best.