Arts & Entertainment
FIVE people are begging their friend to see The Force Awakens so they can stop talking about it in code.
AGEING multimillionaire George R R Martin has stopped writing the next Game of Thrones book while in the middle of a sentence.
THE Massacre of the Innocents by Jacopo Tintoretto has gone viral after people noticed its similarity to a night on the tiles in Northern England.
MEN are arguing that every action movie made in the 1980s is a heartwarming seasonal film, not just Die Hard.
BRITAIN is anxiously awaiting David Cameron’s attempt to ingratiate himself with a Star Wars reference.
A STAR Wars obsessive cannot wait to find out if his hundreds of The Force Awakens toys are from a film he actually enjoys.
THIS film has good points and bad points, not that it makes a blind bit of difference.
STAR Wars: The Force Awakens reveals that Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 were working for the Sith all along.