Arts & Entertainment
THE new series of Mad Men climaxes with the writing and recording of the Um Bongo advert.
THE latest instalment of the Carry On film franchise is about saucy hi-jinks at The Guardian newspaper.
NEWS outlets are to treat events in Game of Thrones the same as occurrences in reality.
REPRESENTATIVES of the 1990s are to make a public gesture of atonement for the appalling legacy of Britpop.
THE closing ceremony of the Commonwealth Games will climax with the controlled demolition of Glasgow.
LADS’ mag Nuts is being relaunched for feminist readers.
US sitcom How I Met Your Mother last night would have ended as it probably began - with gratuitous anal sex and fascism.
THE heroes of teenage fiction are all far superior to the dull contemporaries who pick on them, it has been confirmed.