Arts & Entertainment

Britain absolutely dreading Cameron’s first Star Wars reference

BRITAIN is anxiously awaiting David Cameron’s attempt to ingratiate himself with a Star Wars reference.

Fan with £11,000 worth of Force Awakens merchandise excited to see if he likes it

A STAR Wars obsessive cannot wait to find out if his hundreds of The Force Awakens toys are from a film he actually enjoys.

The only Star Wars review you will ever need

THIS film has good points and bad points, not that it makes a blind bit of difference.

The Mash spoils Star Wars: The Force Awakens

STAR Wars: The Force Awakens reveals that Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 were working for the Sith all along.

Idiot band just in it for the music

SOME stupid teenagers have formed a band with no clear business planor marketing strategy.

‘Best albums of 2015’ lists inexplicably different

PROFESSIONALLY-COMPILED list of this year’s best albums somehow have different things on them, it has emerged.

Man wants honest opinion on terrible creative writing

A MAN has asked his friends to give their honest opinion on his awful short stories.

Primark to be zone in new Crystal Maze

PRIMARK will be one of the zones in the new live version of The Crystal Maze, it has been announced.