Arts & Entertainment
LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.
EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.
INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.
A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.
BENEDICT Cumberbatch’s mother last night praised her son’s Hamlet saying it was ‘a million times better than that shit he did Star Trek’.
MUSIC streaming service Spotify has been messaging all your friends to ask what you have been up to.
BBC weather forecasts have been scrapped so the broadcaster can show more half-naked young men in rural settings.
PATTI Smith's 1974 B-side Piss Factory is the nation's summer jam for 2015.