Arts & Entertainment
CURRENT fans of TV fantasy epic Game of Thrones will die several hundred years before it concludes.
THE Smiths have recorded an uplifting commercial dance anthem to mark their 30th anniversary.
US SITCOM Friends is coming back for a new series where all the characters are too busy to ever hang out with each other.
HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.
FANS of the band Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.
DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.
FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.