Arts & Entertainment
TRAINSPOTTING director Danny Boyle is to helm the closing ceremony to mark the end of the world, with Paul McCartney headlining.
TREVOR Nelson is to be offered as a permanent commentary option for all BBC programmes.
THARG, the Betelgeusian editor of sci-fi comic 2000AD, has been arrested for using his alien mind powers to get stories.
GEORGE Osborne's plans to ransom the 80,000 spectators to the Olympics opening ceremony have been leaked.
ONLINE piracy is preventing the porn industry making the challenging, creative films it wants to, insiders have claimed.
THE grand curtain raiser for the 2012 Riots will be attended by over 50,000 spectators at Hackney Stadium this Friday.
THE Dark Knight Rises is a film about a man dressed as a bat who drives a silly car, it has emerged.
THE BBC is under fire for putting famous, expensive people on television, almost like a broadcaster.