Arts & Entertainment
THE EU referendum was a marketing gimmick for a big-budget American science fiction film, it has emerged.
MUD-COVERED Glastonbury wretches have agreed it is best if the festival is held in a big sports hall from now on.
GAME of Thrones fans are running out of spoiler-free ways to describe a big thing that happened.
JESUS has returned to earth with a plan to save Top Gear even if it means dying in the process.
YOUR shallow, self-absorbed and unhappy guide to attending a profit-led music festival.
A MUSIC festival to promote Brexit has been cancelled because it was an incredibly terrible idea on every level, the organisers have revealed.
OWLS have demanded to be recognised as wild, majestic creatures rather than key workers in a fantasy post office.
THE lead character of Pixar's Finding Dory dies after jumping out of a fish tank for no reason, it has emerged.