Arts & Entertainment
A WOMAN has been banned from her local arthouse cinema for eating a big bag of Revels.
A NEW album by Beyonce is extremely empowering for women, according to boyfriends and husbands who would rather have the telly on.
STRAIGHT men were in awe of both Prince’s music and his epic success with women, it has been confirmed.
GAME of Thrones viewers have been ordered to spend the weekend with maps and genealogies to prepare for Monday’s new series.
ACTRESS Saoirse Ronan is to star as a superhero she has admitted she has never heard of and could not care less about.
TEENAGE rapper Wayne Hayes has penned a song about how he is leaving behind his life of crime, it has emerged.
A TEENAGER has vowed to shun anything of artistic value for the rest of his life.
SETTLING down with kids and a mortgage is an incredible achievement that surpasses anything else, according to a man whose other plans failed.