Arts & Entertainment
SCIENTISTS have been banned from watching the film Gravity because they kept ruining it for normal people.
EVERY boyband of the 80s, 90s and 00s has merged into a hideous oozing blob.
TV CHEF Jamie Oliver is to make Death Row prisoners' last meals healthier and more nutritious.
THE young protagonist of the current Flora TV advert becomes a killer after seeing his parents having sex.
THE producers of Star Wars Episode 7 have discovered too late that Britain is a nation of Yoda impersonators.
A DANCE music DJ has spoken about his work like he's some sort of artist.
THE Sun has confirmed it will continue to print bare breasts in a join-the-dots format.
A COLLECTION of original high street posters lost since the 1980s has been discovered in a bedroom in Bolton.