Arts & Entertainment
MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.
THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.
A SMALL boy with a pet ferret has confirmed that it is far better than any Pokemon.
A WOMAN describing the Netflix series Stranger Things has admitted that it does sound shite.
DIRECTOR Danny Boyle has confirmed that the new Trainspotting film will focus on the enjoyment of real ale.
THE combatants of BBC series Robot Wars have decided to settle their differences peacefully.
A SUPERMARKET chain has apologised after exposing its customers to a book that was not an action thriller or idiotic historical romance.
THE Church of England is attempting to attract younger people with a new version of the Bible which includes Pokemon.