Arts & Entertainment

Mulholland Drive voted best film by group of drooling perverts

DAVID Lynch's Mulholland Drive has been voted the best film of the 21st century by a group of disgusting and sweaty men.

Bake Off to make all horrible things go away

THE delightful new series of The Great British Bake Off will make the rest of 2016 seem like a scary, nasty dream, the BBC has confirmed.

Red Hot Chili Peppers still a thing, public warned

MUSIC fans have been warned that the Red Hot Chili Peppers still exist.

Middle-class couple traumatised by V Festival

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who went to V Festival have been left shocked and horrified.

Man ejected from festival for not being a flamboyant extrovert

A MAN who wore jeans instead of sparkly leggings to a festival was asked to leave, it has emerged.

Mum’s five minutes in Games Workshop the most baffling experience of her life

MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.

Night Tube to make passengers feel like they're in a low budget independent film

LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.

F**king Teletubbies earning more than you

THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.