Arts & Entertainment
Man buys Pink Floyd box set, puts it on shelf, feels sad
A MIDDLE-AGED man is feeling oddly downhearted after buying an expensive limited edition box set of music by the favourite band of his youth.
Thousands of bulls audition for last fight
THOUSANDS of bulls have queued outside Barcelona's 'La Monumental' stadium hoping to be selected for the city's final bullfight.
Satan launches Moshi Familiars website
THE devil has set up a new website hoping to lure vulnerable six to 12 year-olds into the world of imp ownership.
U2 still refusing to take the hint
U2 are still sitting around the kitchen table, drinking tepid white wine and pretending they don't know that it's almost three o'clock in the morning.
Sky to launch depressing court TV channel
SATELLITE viewers will be able to watch the heartbreakingly banal minutiae of the court system under new laws.
Riots were Derren Brown TV stunt
THE riots which devastated 90 percent of England were just the latest
high jinks mind-control stunt by cocky illusionist Derren Brown, it has
emerged.
Ice Cube family comedies to undermine gangsta culture
RAPPER Ice Cube's family comedy film Are We There Yet? is to be screened in schools in a bid to make 'gangsta' role models unappealing.
Local TV to be like looking out of window
ULTRA-LOCAL television services will give you up-to-the-minute coverage on things like what's happening in next door's garden, it has emerged.