Arts & Entertainment

All That She Wants was last proper Number One

Two decades have officially passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts.

Taxi drivers attend all-night mellow music festival

THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.

Adorable cat porn breaks internet

THE internet was knocked offline yesterday after the launch of a site featuring adorable, cheeky cats having full-on sexual intercourse.

Even the shittest Euro-drama coming to British TV

UK TV channels have snapped up the rights to every European drama series of the latest decade, even Troll Cop.

Hollywood confounded by thin non-black hacker

PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.