Arts & Entertainment

New rollercoaster guaranteed to kill you

THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.

Fast & Furious 6 ‘totally homosexual’

FAST & Furious 6 is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.

Middle classes excited about not reading Dan Brown's Inferno

MIDDLE class people are itching to have not read the new Dan Brown book.

Game of Thrones to reach its climax in 2468

CURRENT fans of TV fantasy epic Game of Thrones will die several hundred years before it concludes.

The Smiths release banging club anthem

THE Smiths have recorded an uplifting commercial dance anthem to mark their 30th anniversary.

Friends to return as sitcom about miserable, isolated 40somethings

US SITCOM Friends is coming back for a new series where all the characters are too busy to ever hang out with each other.

Hitler barrel not fully scraped

HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.