Arts & Entertainment
BRITAIN is buzzing with theories about how Sherlock Holmes appeared to be dancing at the climax of Parade's End.
"What was it that first inspired an ancient monkey to fondle a potato?"
ATTEMPTING to keep abreast of television drama is the primary cause of stress in the UK, it has emerged.
BLOCKBUSTER drama Downton Abbey will this week finally tell the unvarnished truth to its cretins.
THE soul of the late American singer James Brown is expected to fetch £5 million at auction later today.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has expressed dismay at the DVD release of Deadly Desires II: The Temptress, an 'erotic murder mystery' in which she stars.
THE workers responsible for rubbish and human shit are having a rocking time today at the site of the Bestival event.
THE BBC is to compete with the revamped Dallas by reviving moderately popular 80s yacht construction soap opera Howard’s Way.