Arts & Entertainment

Beliebers wondering if Nazi persecution would change their taste in pop stars

JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.

Compromise version of 'Ding Dong' to be sung by Leonard Cohen

A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.

New BBC boss 'wrote in with a programme idea'

THE new BBC director general Tony Hall was a member of the public who wrote in with a cookery show idea.

Stones and Glastonbury 'the same thing'

THE Rolling Stones will add nothing to the Glastonbury Festival because the two things are basically the same, experts have confirmed.

Boney M chronicle life of Berezovsky

BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.

Daft Punk 'offensive to robots'

DAFT Punk's masks have provoked outrage among robots.