Arts & Entertainment
THE perverts of the entertainment world are demanding the chance to audition for the role of Willy Wonka.
THIS year’s Glastonbury acts were chosen entirely at random by organiser Michael Eavis’ cat, it has emerged.
THE BBC needs to stop apologising every time some oddball writes a letter, it has been claimed.
THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.