Arts & Entertainment
Hackman to star in Midsomer Burning
GENE Hackman is to reprise his role as a tough FBI man in the upcoming racist drama Midsomer Burning.
New Tomb Raider delayed by glitch in sequel generating machine
THE latest Tomb Raider instalment has been delayed by technical problems
with SEQUL8TOR, Hollywood's giant sequel-making computer.
Sheen to judge Crackhead Idol
WAYWARD heart throb Charlie Sheen will head the judging panel on ITV's Crackhead Idol, in which ordinary drug addicts compete for a $1m Twitter rant deal.
Masterchef viewers divided over Greg Wallace copulating with food
VIEWERS are divided over the new Masterchef format, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses each dish after having sexual intercourse with it.
Skinheads switch to haute couture
SKINHEADS are ditching Fred Perry shirts, bomber jackets and heavy boots
in favour of the daring but elegant lines of Parisian haute couture.
Take That riot police 'just a bunch of dancers'
BRITAIN was heavy with disappointment last night as it emerged that Take That's riot police are just a group of non-violent dancers.
Rastamouse already annoying
THE BBC has been accused of encouraging annoyance with its new series about a Jamaican rodent.
Activision unveils Illegal Download Hero
CHILD'S game manufacturer Activision is ditching the Guitar Hero franchise for the simulated thrill of stealing dreadful music.