Arts & Entertainment
THE BBC has unveiled this year’s Bake Off hipster, who will meet with a terrible fate.
WEST End theatre goers have complained after a man watched Apocalypse Now on a 42 inch plasma TV during a performance of Harold Pinter’s The Caretaker.
THE BBC’s popular baking show is to be followed in the schedules by a cake-eating competition.
EVIL children have thanked Pixar’s Inside Out for putting the blame on cartoon characters.
NEW superhero film Ant-Man is about how absolutely filthy your house seems when you are only a few millimetres tall.
THE sequel to Trainspotting will be a superhero film about a man who gets special powers from 'space heroin'.
THE third manuscript by octogenarian Harper Lee is a fast-paced thriller about a heist on the Chinese stock exchange, it has emerged.
THE third member of the Holy Trinity is to star in its own all-new scripture, it has been revealed.