Arts & Entertainment
Snoop To Pimp Out Deirdre Barlow
RAPPER Snoop Dogg is to feature in a Coronation Street storyline that sees him running a stable of psychotic crack whores from above the shop.
6 Music To Continue Doing Whatever It Supposedly Does
NOBODY is sure whether 6 Music has started broadcasting again, whether it stopped or what it actually does, following a decision by the BBC Trust.
BBC Stars To Reveal What They Do With The Money
THE BBC's most famous names will be forced to reveal how they spend their magnificent salaries, it has been confirmed.
Big Brother Comes To An End As Everyone Just Gives Up
BIG Brother was brought quietly to a close last night as the entire
production team decided to do something else with their lives.
Christopher Eccleston Claims He Was Doctor Who
SURLY actor Christopher Eccleston has claimed he was the star of Doctor Who.
White People Advised Against B.A. Baracus Impersonations
THE new A-Team film is to carry a warning advising white men in
their 30s not to impersonate B.A. Baracus.
Bon Jovi Gigs To Trigger Fresh Wave Of Pathetic Pub Bands
HUNDREDS of desperate pub bands could be created in the wave of impending Bon Jovi gigs, experts have warned.
Tight Fit To Revive Lion Sleeps Tonight Concept Album
TIGHT Fit are to revive their 1982 concept album The Lion Sleeps Tonight with a series of spectacular stage shows.