Arts & Entertainment
DOLLY Parton has been contracted to play just the bit of 9 to 5 that everyone knows for the duration of her Glastonbury set.
COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has pleaded with fans to stop buying their music so they can stop making it.
ANDREW Lloyd Webber has announced a musical about the affair between John Major and Edwina Currie.
POP music is all about respect for previous generations, it has been confirmed.
MOST television adverts have a whistling-based soundtrack or feature whistling characters, it has emerged.
GRAVITY has been named best film set in a space station which passed over the British Isles.
PEOPLE who act have been given awards to make them feel better about being unable to get proper jobs.
THE Robocop remake is not hugely inferior to the original film, according to pleasantly surprised cinemagoers.