Arts & Entertainment

500-word TripAdvisor review to be made into a movie

A BRITISH holidaymaker will see his epic Tripadvisor review made into a major Hollywood movie.

Bond producers forget to make film

THE makers of the new James Bond film have been so busy with product placement they have forgotten to make the movie.

Man’s favourite music genre is commercial dance

A 24-YEAR-OLD man has described his passion for the type of music known as ‘commercial dance’.

Pharrell having a really shit day

POP star Pharrell is in a foul mood today, it has been confirmed.

John Lewis begins destruction of Christmas advert song

JOHN Lewis has begun the annual process of turning a much-loved song into an insipid mess in time for Christmas.

Nobody willing to brag about good music they saw on 'Jools'

GOOD new music is going unheralded because nobody will admit to watching Later…with Jools Holland, it has emerged.

Ageing raver takes book to nightclub

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has taken a paperback book with him to a rave.

Rocky Horror fan despises all it stands for in real life

A ROCKY Horror Show fan is actually disgusted by the lifestyles it depicts, he has revealed.