Arts & Entertainment

Creative people likely to suffer from pretentiousness

ARTISTIC people are prone to being full of shit, according to a new study.

Hirst unveils pregnant statue's useless boyfriend

DAMIEN Hirst's bronze of a pregnant teenager has been joined by a statue of her skunk-addled boyfriend.

Harmonising mice make it through to Boot Camp

A GROUP of harmonising mice are preparing themselves for the gruelling Boot Camp stage of X Factor.

Bake-Off will last as long as the recession, says BBC

THE Great British Bake-Off will last as long as you need it to, the BBC has confirmed.

Hale and Pace to headline Glastonbury

THE Glastonbury festival has revealed Hale and Pace and the Crazy Frog will be next year's headliners, moments after tickets sold out in record time.

Intrepid humans begin incredible journey into telly

BRAVE 'tellynauts' are preparing to travel back in television time.

Advert banned instead of programme

THE advert for Channel Four's My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding is offensive, but the programme is not, it has been decided.