Arts & Entertainment
THE Rolling Stones will add nothing to the Glastonbury Festival because the two things are basically the same, experts have confirmed.
BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.
DAFT Punk's masks have provoked outrage among robots.
FILM researchers have discovered that The Goonies is actually dreadful.
THE laboratory in hit TV series Breaking Bad was actually making crystal methamphetamine, it has emerged.
LARA Croft: Shop Lifter shows the character as a teenage thief nicking eye liner from Boots, it has emerged.