Arts & Entertainment
Kiefer Sutherland To Make Brat-Pack Version Of 'Rainbow'
KIEFER Sutherland is to reunite Hollywood's 'brat-pack' in a big-budget
remake of Rainbow.
Porn Star's X-Factor Shame
THE star of popular films such as Alsatian D'Amour and Goatse
Rampage has admitted appearing on ITV's X-Factor.
BBC To Spend £200m On Not Interrupting Its Own Programmes
THE BBC is to launch an ambitious £200m initiative which could
eventually lead to it not interrupting every single one of its own
television programmes.
N-Dubz Become Invisible To Adults
POP sensations N-Dubz have become so incomprehensible to grown-ups that they can no longer see them, it emerged last night.
Bond Films To Be Renamed Again
THE producers of the James Bond franchise have warned they may be forced to return to renaming the old films and hoping no-one notices.
Simon Cowell Still Very Much Alive
POP impresario Simon Cowell was once again still very much alive last night.
Audiences Charmed By Random Collage Of Violence And Foul-Mouthed Toddlers
BALLBAG Explosion Ninja Die, a sequence of random acts of violence interwoven with toddlers uttering filth, is setting new box office records, it emerged last night.
Sophie And Nigella Urged To End Rivalry With Lingering, Tongue-Heavy Kiss
RIVAL TV cooks Sophie Dahl and Nigella Lawson should settle their differences by exploring each other's mouths on BBC2, experts have claimed.