Arts & Entertainment
MIKE Read has been denounced by UKIP supporters old enough to remember Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.
GAMERS are wildly pushing everyone’s buttons to unlock new powers to beat their critics, they have confirmed.
CONCEITED rocker Bono has announced plans for a free gift of a turd among your socks.
BBC SOAP EastEnders has introduced a new family who all support UKIP.
PHARRELL has watched at least ten hours of BBC output a day since 1982, he has revealed.
MARY Berry last night declared herself the winner of The Great British Bake-Off.
UKIP is to use its election war chest to produce a Star Trek film about the failure of galactic multi-culturalism.