Arts & Entertainment

Stones and Glastonbury 'the same thing'

THE Rolling Stones will add nothing to the Glastonbury Festival because the two things are basically the same, experts have confirmed.

Boney M chronicle life of Berezovsky

BONEY M have penned a catchy biographical pop hit about Boris Beresovsky.

Daft Punk 'offensive to robots'

DAFT Punk's masks have provoked outrage among robots.

Goonies awful, say experts

FILM researchers have discovered that The Goonies is actually dreadful.

Breaking Bad a front for crystal meth manufacture

THE laboratory in hit TV series Breaking Bad was actually making crystal methamphetamine, it has emerged.

Lara Croft game shows her as teenage shoplifter

LARA Croft: Shop Lifter shows the character as a teenage thief nicking eye liner from Boots, it has emerged.