Arts & Entertainment

Mad Max totally improvised

DIRECTOR George Miller has revealed that Mad Max: Fury Road was entirely ad-libbed by the cast.

Pornography garden wins gold at Chelsea Flower Show

A GARDEN with hedges and borders containing more than 16 tonnes of hand-shredded pornography has won a gold medal at Chelsea Flower Show.

Good Morning Britain strike brings nation to its knees

THE UK has descended into chaos as strike action at Good Morning Britain stretches into a second day.

Wild, free-spirited festival lets you do anything except bring in beer

A MUSIC festival has invited punters to do whatever they like except bring in their own alcohol.

Football Manager not real

THE Football Manager games depict fictional events with no bearing on reality, it has been confirmed.

BBC4 canal boat programme contains subliminal gay porn

SPLIT-SECOND frames of hardcore gay pornography were spliced into BBC4’s All Aboard! The Canal Boat Trip.

Every f**ker on TV and radio just trying to get a rise out of you

EVERYONE on television and radio is just some fucker trying to get you all worked up.

The McConaissance gives way to the McAge of Enlightenment

THE reinvention of Matthew McConaughey's acting career has entered a period of philosophic upheaval and rational, scientific debate.