Arts & Entertainment

Beastie Boys apologise for Rage Against the Machine

BEASTIE Boys co-founder Adam Horovitz has apologised for inspiring bombastic dirge-metallers Rage Against the Machine.

Gay actors ‘damage believability of ridiculous nonsense’

DISCOVERING an actor is gay can make the alien or superhero they are playing seem less believable, it has been claimed.

Morrissey novel demands shelf to itself

MORRISSEY'S new novel has condemned everything else in the bookshop.

500-word TripAdvisor review to be made into a movie

A BRITISH holidaymaker will see his epic Tripadvisor review made into a major Hollywood movie.

Bond producers forget to make film

THE makers of the new James Bond film have been so busy with product placement they have forgotten to make the movie.

Man’s favourite music genre is commercial dance

A 24-YEAR-OLD man has described his passion for the type of music known as ‘commercial dance’.

Pharrell having a really shit day

POP star Pharrell is in a foul mood today, it has been confirmed.

John Lewis begins destruction of Christmas advert song

JOHN Lewis has begun the annual process of turning a much-loved song into an insipid mess in time for Christmas.