Arts & Entertainment

Will I Am blasted for making risotto during 'The Voice'

TALENT coach Will I Am has been upbraided by producers of BBC1's The Voice after being filmed preparing a meal of prawn risotto during a live sing-off.

You can't just steal stuff, claims judge

A HIGH Court judge yesterday claimed that you cannot just go around stealing other people's property.

Clip reveals Hobbit to be a load of stupid shit for kids

CLIPS from The Hobbit have revealed that the film will be ludicrous, childish, and completely made-up.

How will latest Murdoch revelations affect Glee? asks Britain

BRITAIN last night demanded to know what impact the latest developments in the News Corp scandal will have on Glee.

Moths team up with James Herbert

HORROR writer James Herbert has inked a deal with moths to write a horrifying account of their battle with mankind.

Jamie Oliver's Bond book launched

THE latest literary outing for spy James Bond has hit the shelves, written by best-selling author and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

Gervais's self-justification now funnier than The Office

RICKY Gervais has finally surpassed The Office with his latest justification for making fun of people with learning difficulties.

Prometheus may feature ALF, hints Ridley Scott

DIRECTOR Ridley Scott has hinted his mystery-shrouded sci-fi epic Prometheus could feature the sardonic 80s TV alien ALF.