Arts & Entertainment
A FOUR-YEAR-OLD American boy who claims to have visited heaven has confirmed that everyone there was heavily armed.
MORE than 400,000 hits of acid, guaranteed to send people spiralling into the abyss, are being prepared for Metallica's performance at Glastonbury.
THE new chairman of the BBC is a violent criminal known as the ‘Skull Cracker’.
NEARLY all DJs are called Lee, it has emerged.
UNDERGROUND train drivers have complained about the repetitive nature of daytime television programming.
ITV'S NEW breakfast show has been criticised for its uninspiring set, lacklustre interviews and pro-Russian bias.
BEING famous for losing weight is an acceptable substitute for a modelling, acting or singing career, say minor celebrities.
THE BBC has unveiled a new drama which promises some of the most clearly-spoken action ever seen on TV.