Arts & Entertainment
THOUSANDS of middle class people are receiving emergency lack of perspective treatment following the cancellation of Secret Cinema.
SCARCE and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.
THE SEQUEL to Fight Club is about the lengthy administrative process necessary to make the club legal and profitable.
THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.
FORMER glamour model Katie Price is to write, direct and star in an updated version of My Fair Lady.
PRODUCERS have confirmed that the next Bond movie will feature him getting kicked out of Wetherspoons.
THE new season of Doctor Who will involve space travel, monsters and chase sequences, leaked scripts have revealed.
THE top 40 will take into account songs that pop into your head for no reason, it has been announced.