Arts & Entertainment

Middle-class couple traumatised by V Festival

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who went to V Festival have been left shocked and horrified.

Man ejected from festival for not being a flamboyant extrovert

A MAN who wore jeans instead of sparkly leggings to a festival was asked to leave, it has emerged.

Mum’s five minutes in Games Workshop the most baffling experience of her life

MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.

Night Tube to make passengers feel like they're in a low budget independent film

LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.

F**king Teletubbies earning more than you

THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.

Viruses having awesome summer at festivals

POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.

No-one wants to be on ‘Strictly’ with Ed Balls

THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.

Crowd at under 18s night far more pissed than at adult gig

THE crowd at an under 18s 'dry bar' gig was much drunker than at an equivalent adult event, it has emerged.