Arts & Entertainment
BOB Dylan has not opened his letter from the Nobel Prize committee because he believes it is a gas bill.
ANGRY novelists have stressed that writing a novel is really difficult and writing some folks songs is not.
MUSIC historians have warned that conditions in the UK are ripe for the rise of a new Oasis.
THE next installation on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square is to be a series of horribly misogynistic tweets.
NIRVANA'S Nevermind album did not come out 25 years ago, everyone has agreed.
A 38-YEAR-OLD man believes that Groove Armada song about sand dunes and salty air is a classic piece of music.
MARY Berry has quit The Great British Bake-Off because of all the bullshit going down.
EASTENDERS is to surprise viewers with a storyline where Ian Beale watches old episodes of the show on UK Gold and questions the nature of reality.