Arts & Entertainment
THE Football Manager games depict fictional events with no bearing on reality, it has been confirmed.
SPLIT-SECOND frames of hardcore gay pornography were spliced into BBC4’s All Aboard! The Canal Boat Trip.
EVERYONE on television and radio is just some fucker trying to get you all worked up.
THE reinvention of Matthew McConaughey's acting career has entered a period of philosophic upheaval and rational, scientific debate.
THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.
EVERYONE is now fully aware of vinyl’s resurgence and would prefer to hear no more about it, it has been confirmed.
ANYONE with an opinion about Madonna’s behaviour is playing into the hands of society’s evil puppet masters, it has been claimed.
THE West End is set to close after the last original topic for a musical was made into a musical, producers have confirmed.