Arts & Entertainment

Play ruined after cast repeatedly breaks into song for no reason

A PLAY has been ruined after the cast repeatedly broke into song, it has emerged.

Man pats self on back for removing House of Cards from Netflix to-watch list

A MAN is feeling proud of himself after removing House of Cards from his Netflix ‘to watch’ list.

Prue Leith accidentally reveals there is no God

BAKE-OFF judge Prue Leith has accidentally tweeted conclusive proof that God is dead and you are going to burn in Hell forever.

Woman who hasn’t seen Stranger Things successfully bluffing with 80s references

A WOMAN drawn into conversation about Stranger Things has fooled everyone into believing she has seen it by making a series of vague 1980s references.

Man furious about Cambridge literature syllabus has only read Dune

A MAN totally opposed to attempts to make Cambridge’s literature teaching more diverse has only ever read the sci-fi epic Dune.

Dad hoping someone saw him buy Stormzy CD

FATHER Bill McKay bought Stormzy's album in HMV and is really hoping someone saw him do it.

Woman who absolutely hates Walking Dead very excited that it's back on

A WOMAN who cannot stand zombie television series The Walking Dead is very excited that it’s back on television.

Public school twat making crap gangster film

A FORMER public schoolboy is making a terrible East End gangster movie, he has announced.