Arts & Entertainment
THE internet was knocked offline yesterday after the launch of a site featuring adorable, cheeky cats having full-on sexual intercourse.
UK TV channels have snapped up the rights to every European drama series of the latest decade, even Troll Cop.
PRODUCERS of blockbuster movies have been dismayed by Edward Snowden's failure to be either black, fat, or a fat black man.
MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.
BRITONS are demanding an investigation into why the Britain's Got Talent protestor didn't bring a harpoon gun instead of eggs.