Arts & Entertainment

Jamie Oliver tackles Death Row meals

TV CHEF Jamie Oliver is to make Death Row prisoners' last meals healthier and more nutritious.

Flora kid grows up to be serial killer

THE young protagonist of the current Flora TV advert becomes a killer after seeing his parents having sex.

Star Wars producers face 55 million Yoda impersonators

THE producers of Star Wars Episode 7 have discovered too late that Britain is a nation of Yoda impersonators.

DJ talks about his work as if it has artistic merit

A DANCE music DJ has spoken about his work like he is some sort of artist.

Page 3 to go dot-to-dot

THE Sun has confirmed it will continue to print bare breasts in a join-the-dots format.

Priceless collection of lost Athena posters discovered

A COLLECTION of original high street posters lost since the 1980s has been discovered in a bedroom in Bolton.

Men facing Candy Crush discrimination

MALE Candy Crush Saga players are victims of a 'sugar ceiling', it has been claimed.

We like this album, say strangers

A HANDFUL of people you've never met have announced liking an album by James Blake.