Arts & Entertainment
DRESSING as a Victorian-themed science fiction character is a great way to avoid ever having sex, it has emerged.
THE Royal Mint is facing heavy criticism for its decision to put American rapper Will I Am on the new £10 note to be released later this year.
ALMOST a quarter of a million people will see legendarily argumentative band The Stone Roses part and get back together live in Manchester this weekend.
EASTENDERS is to become yet more unrealistic with the return of Ian Beale as a Jamaican-style gangster.
PEOPLE taking their children to music festivals are going to get exactly what they deserve, it has emerged.
FORMER Take That singer Gary Barlow has headlined Stonehenge's annual celebrations in honour of the ancient Earth Goddess.
THE next game in the Hitman series will feature realistic female characters that look like girls you might see on the bus.
MALES are deeply confused by a new sort of pornography that is both for women and made of words.