Arts & Entertainment
THE Harry Potter saga has come to life with the boy wizard taking the form of the Guardian, experts have confirmed.
THE BBC hopes to boost the ratings of Newsnight by switching its editorial focus towards tanning and genital decoration in Essex.
CHOIR-preacher Johann Hari has dismissed claims of plagiarism during a fantasy interview where he pretended he was talking to Michael Parkinson.
THE latest Transformers sequel has somehow made enormous flying robots seem like the dullest thing that has ever happened, it emerged last night.
MILLIONS of people not at the Glastonbury Festival have started relishing the abject suffering of those who are.
THE studio which produced Godzilla and Mothra has purchased the character rights to Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, it has emerged.
PRODUCERS of the Susan Boyle musical have promised it will be the perfect night out for a certain kind of person.
THE British Board of Film Classification was last night accused of driving unspeakable deviants to the fringes of UK society.