Arts & Entertainment
IN a last minute change, CNN has ditched trainee journalist Piers Morgan in favour of Bruce Forsyth.
CLASSIC Smiths albums like Meat is Murder contain hidden pro-Tory messages only audible when the vinyl is played backwards, it was claimed last night.
PETER Jackson's latest Tolkien blockbuster will portray Bilbo Baggins as a black hobbit hustler who needs to score some serious treasure to pay off his debts.
THE overwhelming popularity of Wagner may be due to millions of people thinking he is brilliant, it was confirmed last night.
ITUNES customers are today lining up outside the Apple store for the chance to be the first to download Octopus's Garden.
A DEMENTED TV producer is running his own hellish celebrity-based reality show in the Cambodian jungle, where he is worshipped as a god by natives.