Arts & Entertainment
FANS of the band Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.
DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.
FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.
HOLLY Willoughby has told ITV viewers why the lady in the box is asleep forever.
JUSTIN Bieber fans are today debating if they would still like the Canadian superstar if they were hiding from Nazis in an attic.
A COMPROMISE has been reached to help Britain solve its Ding Dong the Witch is Dead problem.