Arts & Entertainment
THIS year's pantomimes will somehow have even less entertainment value than previous offerings, producers have promised.
KEITH Moon has hurtled out of the grave driving a Panzer tank to ask what this Frankie Cocozza nonsense is about, it emerged last night.
CAMPAIGNERS are working desperately to stop BBC News broadcasters performing a Strictly skit in this year’s upcoming Children In Need show.
THE latest James Bond film will feature unprecedented levels of admin, according to its makers.
SIMON Cowell hopes to revive the embattled X Factor by stitching the contestants together into a 'single entertainment organism'
ROLAND Emmerich says his new film will prove that William Shakespeare was a 300-foot alien.
BROADCASTERS have been attacked for showing graphic scenes of Bono while children could be watching.
ONANISTS around the world will be able to watch Lindsay Lohan's time in remand via $5-per-minute TV, a court has ruled.