Arts & Entertainment
MUSICAL mirth hoovers Elbow have been asked to compose a sonic weapon for the 2012 Olympic Games, it has emerged.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS have located what they believe is the fabulous tomb of the late John Peel.
HUGH Grant could be forgiven for his entire career if he carries on like this, experts have claimed.
THE upcoming Doctor Who movie will portray the timelord as a cheeky cockney rogue.
MILLIONS of X Factor conspiracy theorists have convinced themselves they are cleverer than Simon Cowell, thus proving the opposite.
A CAMPAIGN has been launched to boycott the new Margaret Thatcher biopic after producers omitted the former prime minister's trademark fangs.
THIS year's pantomimes will somehow have even less entertainment value than previous offerings, producers have promised.
KEITH Moon has hurtled out of the grave driving a Panzer tank to ask what this Frankie Cocozza nonsense is about, it emerged last night.