Arts & Entertainment
THOUSANDS of thirtysomething females have been left wondering whether they just saw Take That in concert, or a bunch of singing plasterers.
THIS year's Eastenders Christmas will set new standards in unbearably hellish festive grimness, the BBC has promised.
THE broadcaster of The Only Way Is Essex is to apologise to the county's residents using pictures of things they recognise.
SIMON Cowell will last as long as the universe contains beings with television sets and money, it was confirmed yesterday.
POP music all sounds the same these days, the singer of Goodbye Candle in the Road claimed last night.
THE Radio One breakfast show is to be hosted by a six month old baby, the BBC has confirmed.
POPE Benedict XVI has congratulated porn stars infected with HIV for their principled refusal to wear condoms.
THE Man surrendered last night after glimpsing Banksy's opening credits sequence for The Simpsons.