Arts & Entertainment

Girls celebrate anniversary of Warhammer 40,000

WOMEN are celebrating the science fiction-themed tabletop wargame that has been the default female entertainment of the last 25 years.

Bez on standby for Bond theme

BEZ, the maraca player for the Happy Mondays, has declared his readiness to compose the score for the new James Bond film.

Explosion is new film hero

AN explosion is the central character of forthcoming action/superhero film Avengers Assemble, it has emerged.

Babestation launches feminist jiggling

HYPNOTIC adult television channel Babestation has unveiled three new types of quasi-sexual writhing to celebrate International Women's Day.

Doherty asked for seven more pints of artwork

BOHEMIAN-impersonator Pete Doherty has been inundated with requests for more of his art, especially if it involves an organ.

Silent films were rubbish, say experts

HOLLYWOOD'S silent era was not magical, it was rubbish, according to new research.
 

Game of Thrones 'all just a dream'

AUTHOR George R R Martin has revealed his Game of Thrones saga concludes with the revelation that it's been a dream all along.

Britney Spears completes abuse cycle by becoming X-Factor judge

POP legend Britney Spears has followed the pattern of an abused child becoming an abusive adult by becoming a judge on the American X-Factor.