Arts & Entertainment
THEATRE groups across Britain will unite this weekend to remind taxpayers exactly why they are being cut.
PRODUCERS of Professor Brian Cox's Blimey! Planets, Eh? have told him to keep his opinions on music to himself.
GENE Hackman is to reprise his role as a tough FBI man in the upcoming racist drama Midsomer Burning.
THE latest Tomb Raider instalment has been delayed by technical problems
with SEQUL8TOR, Hollywood's giant sequel-making computer.
WAYWARD heart throb Charlie Sheen will head the judging panel on ITV's Crackhead Idol, in which ordinary drug addicts compete for a $1m Twitter rant deal.
VIEWERS are divided over the new Masterchef format, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses each dish after having sexual intercourse with it.
SKINHEADS are ditching Fred Perry shirts, bomber jackets and heavy boots
in favour of the daring but elegant lines of Parisian haute couture.
BRITAIN was heavy with disappointment last night as it emerged that Take That's riot police are just a group of non-violent dancers.