Arts & Entertainment
MANCHESTER t-shirt vendors The Stone Roses are to reform for a new series of concerts they won't turn up to.
GAMES developer Rovio Mobile has announced the latest, more subtle, addition to its hugely popular Angry Birds franchise.
THE BBC is to replace much of its programming with footage of a strikingly well-endowed squirrel, it has been announced.
A MIDDLE-AGED man is feeling oddly downhearted after buying an expensive limited edition box set of music by the favourite band of his youth.
THOUSANDS of bulls have queued outside Barcelona's 'La Monumental' stadium hoping to be selected for the city's final bullfight.
THE devil has set up a new website hoping to lure vulnerable six to 12 year-olds into the world of imp ownership.
U2 are still sitting around the kitchen table, drinking tepid white wine and pretending they don't know that it's almost three o'clock in the morning.
SATELLITE viewers will be able to watch the heartbreakingly banal minutiae of the court system under new laws.