Arts & Entertainment

Kim Kardashian becomes Archbishop of Kanterbury

REALITY star Kim Kardashian has landed the top job in the modernised Church of England.

MPs open ‘House of Showbiz’

A THIRD house of Parliament dedicated to showbiz and razzle-dazzle has been unveiled.

Pippa Middleton presents Copulate

An exclusive excerpt from Pippa Middleton's new book, a guide to organising flawless sexual intercourse.

X Factor contestants being sold as meat

STRUGGLING music mogul Simon Cowell is hoping to bolster revenue by turning pop hopefuls into food.

Erotic novel about man who is controlling in a really petty way

A WOMEN'S erotica novel about a relationship with a pernickety twat is smashing sales records.