Arts & Entertainment
MALES are deeply confused by a new sort of pornography that is both for women and made of words.
BRAVE, the new Pixar film set in Scotland, has invented a type of Scottish person which does not and will never exist.
THE BBC is to put the entire Manchester district of Salford on castors and wheel it into the capital, it has emerged.
THE opening ceremony for the Olympic games will include a pile of tractor parts and a man with large hands glaring at everyone, it has been revealed.
THE latest Adrian Mole book sees the main character exacting bloody revenge on the world for his years of comic misfortune, it has emerged.
THE classic hip hop track Summertime, which celebrates seasonal sunshine and happiness, is sounding like a cruel joke to UK radio listeners.
WILLIAM Shakespeare’s first theatre offered mainly low-budget hardcore sex plays, it has emerged.
RIDLEY Scott’s sci-fi epic Prometheus is the greatest film ever made, leading pothead reviewers have claimed.