Arts & Entertainment
MISERY-vending prog sulkers Radiohead will use George Osborne's autumn statement as the lyrics for their new album.
KEN Russell's funeral will need major cuts, according to the British Board of Funeral Classification.
MUSICAL mirth hoovers Elbow have been asked to compose a sonic weapon for the 2012 Olympic Games, it has emerged.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS have located what they believe is the fabulous tomb of the late John Peel.
HUGH Grant could be forgiven for his entire career if he carries on like this, experts have claimed.
THE upcoming Doctor Who movie will portray the timelord as a cheeky cockney rogue.
MILLIONS of X Factor conspiracy theorists have convinced themselves they are cleverer than Simon Cowell, thus proving the opposite.
A CAMPAIGN has been launched to boycott the new Margaret Thatcher biopic after producers omitted the former prime minister's trademark fangs.