Arts & Entertainment
THE latest James Bond film will feature unprecedented levels of admin, according to its makers.
SIMON Cowell hopes to revive the embattled X Factor by stitching the contestants together into a 'single entertainment organism'
ROLAND Emmerich says his new film will prove that William Shakespeare was a 300-foot alien.
BROADCASTERS have been attacked for showing graphic scenes of Bono while children could be watching.
ONANISTS around the world will be able to watch Lindsay Lohan's time in remand via $5-per-minute TV, a court has ruled.
MANCHESTER t-shirt vendors The Stone Roses are to reform for a new series of concerts they won't turn up to.
GAMES developer Rovio Mobile has announced the latest, more subtle, addition to its hugely popular Angry Birds franchise.
THE BBC is to replace much of its programming with footage of a strikingly well-endowed squirrel, it has been announced.