Arts & Entertainment
SATELLITE broadcaster Sky's increasingly monopoly on quality TV drama
could force many middle-class homes into the murky terrain of dish
NEXT week's Question Time will see the first appearance by a gerbil on the BBC's flagship political debate programme.
THE BBC has ordered a multi-million pound investigation into the tastes of the poor.
WITH almost eight million people under 25 unemployed popular music could soon be slightly less vacuous, it emerged last night.
SMALL regional TV stations are to provide an outlet for the stupid opinions of petty, annoying bigots living in remote places.
NEXT month's Brit awards will be 'clinically unwatchable', according to the Royal College of Physicians.
MORE than 90% of Britons have an idea for some art, it emerged last night.
A ROW has erupted after the word 'gayboy' was removed from a new edition of the JM Barrie classic Peter Pan.