Arts & Entertainment

DJs Fabio and Grooverider announce residency in rave retirement home

PENSIONED-OFF Radio 1 drum and bass dons Fabio and Grooverider are to become resident DJs at a home for retired junglists.

Six-year-old Nativity actor to redefine role of innkeeper

STEPHEN Malley's portrayal of the innkeeper in his school's Nativity play will smash existing preconceptions of the role, according to him and his mum.

Banksy defaces Banksy with another Banksy

CONTROVERSIAL GCSE-standard urban artist Bansky has struck again, this time defacing a valuable Banksy mural in London, knocking tens of thousands of pounds from its value.

Grizzly bears accuse BBC of racism

DAVID Attenborough has been embroiled in a row over the ethnic diversity of bears in BBC documentaries.

'Straw Dogs' to be remade on ice

STRAW Dogs is to be resurrected as a family friendly Christmas ice show.

Radiohead album to be based on Osborne statement

MISERY-vending prog sulkers Radiohead will use George Osborne's autumn statement as the lyrics for their new album.

Ken Russell funeral banned by the BBFC

KEN Russell's funeral will need major cuts, according to the British Board of Funeral Classification.

Elbow to demoralise Britain's olympic rivals

MUSICAL mirth hoovers Elbow have been asked to compose a sonic weapon for the 2012 Olympic Games, it has emerged.