Arts & Entertainment
THE star of popular films such as Alsatian D'Amour and Goatse
Rampage has admitted appearing on ITV's X-Factor.
THE BBC is to launch an ambitious Â£200m initiative which could
eventually lead to it not interrupting every single one of its own
POP sensations N-Dubz have become so incomprehensible to grown-ups that they can no longer see them, it emerged last night.
THE producers of the James Bond franchise have warned they may be forced to return to renaming the old films and hoping no-one notices.
RIVAL TV cooks Sophie Dahl and Nigella Lawson should settle their differences by exploring each other's mouths on BBC2, experts have claimed.
THE producer of Doctor Who has dismissed claims that new aliens, including Cheddron the Cheese, are the result of BBC budget cuts.