Arts & Entertainment

Game of Thrones to reach its climax in 2468

CURRENT fans of TV fantasy epic Game of Thrones will die several hundred years before it concludes.

The Smiths release banging club anthem

THE Smiths have recorded an uplifting commercial dance anthem to mark their 30th anniversary.

Friends to return as sitcom about miserable, isolated 40somethings

US SITCOM Friends is coming back for a new series where all the characters are too busy to ever hang out with each other.

Hitler barrel not fully scraped

HITLER-BASED entertainment bullshit will continue to be produced for another 200 years, experts have claimed.

Iron Maiden fans somehow immune to self-consciousness epidemic

FANS of the band Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.

Daft Punk revealed to be Elvis and Buddy Holly

DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.

Arts Council to focus on pornography

FUNDING for the arts will be targeted at the highly profitable market for hard-core erotica.