Arts & Entertainment
THE British Board of Film Classification was last night accused of driving unspeakable deviants to the fringes of UK society.
THE tricky boss at the end of level five of War on Terror has been killed by Americans, it emerged last night.
THOUSANDS of relieved men have expressed their gratitude after buying fraudulent Take That tickets.
A PANEL of Nobel laureates including VS Naipaul and Mohammed ElBaradei have discussed their most recent vomiting experiences before an enraptured audience at the Hay Festival.
CHILDREN across Britain were today told to be all sad about the Daleks.
A NEW HBO-style cop drama starring Dominic West will introduce phrases like ''ow bist' and 'gert lush' to Guardian readers.
THE latest batch of hopefuls on The Apprentice are known even to themselves by generic names like 'The Blonde Woman', it emerged last night.
LARS Von Trier has been forced to watch every film he has ever made before being allowed back into the Cannes film festival.