Arts & Entertainment
RUSSIAN billionaire Roman Abramovich has paid £2 million for the great big fat woman in the painting by Lucien Freud he bought last week.
A MIDDLE-aged man has admitted he was surprised to be nominated for the biggest prize in art, stressing he really was just mowing his lawn.
THE BBC kept £100,000 it had raised for deprived children after discovering none of them had paid their licence fee, the Corporation said last night.
ITV was last night fined a record £6m for Ant and Dec.
BILLIONAIRE author JK Rowling last night told a New York court that she would very much like to have all the money there is.
THE BBC has been shut down temporarily after complaints about a documentary featuring dozens of big, fat cocks.
NEW Today presenter Evan Davis is to interview Gordon Brown next week, as both share a relaxing, honey-scented bath.
GLASTONBURY ticket sales have slumped this year after thousands of fans decided not to pay £155 to shit in a ditch.