Arts & Entertainment
YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.
ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.
THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is to replace Nicole Scherzinger in the next series of The X Factor.
THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, will DJs playing increasingly hard techno.
PEOPLE who go to Burning Man festival have been explaining what it is in a slightly condescending tone.
THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.
THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of middle class people are receiving emergency lack of perspective treatment following the cancellation of Secret Cinema.