Arts & Entertainment

The Hobbit 'ripped off Willow'

PETER Jackon's The Hobbit trilogy was based on 80s fantasy film Willow, it has been claimed.

Studio regretfully announces Ninja Turtles sequel

THE producers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake have wearily confirmed that they are doing a follow-up.

Cinemagoers confused by characters without superpowers

THE public does not understand film characters who are not superheroes, it has emerged.

Your dad in The Expendables 3

YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.

Art looks like a bum, say children

ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.

Mark E Smith named as X Factor judge

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is to replace Nicole Scherzinger in the next series of The X Factor.

Glaswegians warned to stop partying now

THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, will DJs playing increasingly hard techno.

Burning Man festival being explained in a patronising manner

PEOPLE who go to Burning Man festival have been explaining what it is in a slightly condescending tone.