Arts & Entertainment

Cinemagoers confused by characters without superpowers

THE public does not understand film characters who are not superheroes, it has emerged.

Your dad in The Expendables 3

YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.

Art looks like a bum, say children

ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.

Mark E Smith named as X Factor judge

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is to replace Nicole Scherzinger in the next series of The X Factor.

Glaswegians warned to stop partying now

THE Commonwealth Games closing celebrations are still going, will DJs playing increasingly hard techno.

Burning Man festival being explained in a patronising manner

PEOPLE who go to Burning Man festival have been explaining what it is in a slightly condescending tone.

Gerard Butler confirmed as Wonder Woman

THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.

Fifty Shades of Grey film was on Channel 5 in the 90s

THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.