Arts & Entertainment

Marvel to introduce first ever diverse storyline

MARVEL comics is to introduce a diverse storyline where the same old shit doesn't happen.

Jamiroquai now seems okay compared to modern knobheads

JAMIROQUAI now seems alright compared to the many bigger knobs who are around in 2017, it has emerged.

Cultural thing weirdly not in London

A CULTURAL event is unaccountably taking place outside of London, it has emerged.

Sesame Street introduces first paranoid right-wing character

SOCIALLY inclusive children's show Sesame Street is to introduce a paranoid right-wing crab who loves guns, Fox News and internet conspiracies.

80s Neighbours fan regularly watched same episode twice in a day

A MAN would regularly watch the same Neighbours episode twice in a day during the 1980s, he has revealed.

Man finally gets My Bloody Valentine

A 41-year-old man has announced he finally gets bands like My Bloody Valentine and Ride.

Devil regrets making deal with Ed Sheeran

THE Devil has admitted he was wrong to allow Ed Sheeran to exchange his soul for fame.

Mel Gibson turning Scottish referendum into wildly inaccurate blockbuster

MEL Gibson is to make the next Scottish referendum into a thrilling but poorly researched action movie.