the dailymash

6 Music 'regrets trying to be good'

BBC 6 Music has closed after its listeners voted Clocks by Coldplay their favourite track.

Warcraft fans can't wait to illegally download the film

Most Britons believe meerkats can talk

JJ Abrams stops pretending to like Star Trek

NEW Star Wars director JJ Abrams always thought Star Trek was shite, it has emerged.

Awards thing inexplicably on television

Strivers and shirkers to become rival pop acts

X FACTOR 2013 will pit singers with jobs against a band of benefits recipients.

We should maybe watch this stuff before we put it on telly, admits BBC

M & M's World now a totalitarian state

THE chocolate citizens of M & M's World are living under a brutal totalitarian regime, it has emerged.