Arts & Entertainment

John Lewis begins destruction of Christmas advert song

JOHN Lewis has begun the process of turning a much-loved song into an insipid mess in time for Christmas.

Nobody willing to brag about good music they saw on 'Jools'

GOOD new music is going unheralded because nobody will admit to watching Later…with Jools Holland, it has emerged.

Ageing raver takes book to nightclub

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has taken a paperback book with him to a rave.

Rocky Horror fan despises all it stands for in real life

A ROCKY Horror Show fan is actually disgusted by the lifestyles it depicts, he has revealed.

Crowd at prog rock gig unsure when to applaud

THE crowd at a ‘prog rock’ gig had no idea when to applaud as they could never be sure the song had finished.

Leicester named 2016 City of No Culture

LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.

Edinburgh residents told it’s safe to return

EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.

Smiths know deep down they will eventually reform

INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.