Arts & Entertainment

Downton Abbey to get a wormhole

A HOLE in the space-time continuum is to allow the makers of Downton Abbey to introduce product placement.

‘Underclass’ delivering value for money

THE ‘underclass’ are giving Britons a sense of superiority for only £30bn a year.

Word ‘class’ to be retired in Bacall’s honour

FOLLOWING the death of Hollywood star Lauren Bacall, the word ‘class’ is to be taken out of circulation.

The Hobbit 'ripped off Willow'

PETER Jackon's The Hobbit trilogy was based on 80s fantasy film Willow, it has been claimed.

Studio regretfully announces Ninja Turtles sequel

THE producers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake have wearily confirmed that they are doing a follow-up.

Cinemagoers confused by characters without superpowers

THE public does not understand film characters who are not superheroes, it has emerged.

Your dad in The Expendables 3

YOUR dad and his mate have joined the cast of action movie The Expendables 3.

Art looks like a bum, say children

ALL art looks like a pair of buttocks, according to children.