Arts & Entertainment

George R R Martin hoping hackers can tell him what happens in Game of Thrones

GEORGE R R Martin is hoping hackers who stole Game of Thrones scripts can tell him how it all ends.

Edinburgh Fringe theatre group shocks with swearword in title of play

A NEW theatre company has shocked everyone at the Edinburgh Fringe by having a swear word in the title of its new show.

Open-air Shakespeare much easier to just f**k off from

OPEN-AIR productions of Shakespeare are much easier to sneak away from when you get bored, is has been confirmed.

Chris Evans loses the 500,000 people who actually listened to his show

THE audience for Chris Evans’ Radio 2 breakfast show has fallen by the exact number of people who paid to attention to it, it has emerged.

I despise cooking and all who attempt it, reveals Mary Berry

MARY Berry has launched her new show Britain’s Best Cooks by admitting she despises cooking and loathes anyone who even attempts it.

Britain remains hopelessly divided over Tiswas and Swap Shop

THE middle-aged are still, 35 years after both programmes concluded, divided into opposing camps of kids who watched Tiswas and kids who watched Multi-Coloured Swap Shop.

Banksy voted the worst chocolate box bullshit

AN ARTWORK by Banksy has been voted the worst kind of bullshit that your middle-class auntie has on coasters.

British person not excited by new TV show about baking

A BRITISH human being is not counting down the days until the start of a show about cakes.