Arts & Entertainment

Clown from 'It' available for children's parties for free

PENNYWISE the Dancing Clown from Stephen King’s It has announced his availability for childrens’ parties for nothing.

Hungover history teacher accidentally starts teaching Game of Thrones

A HUNGOVER history teacher accidentally started teaching scenes from Game of Thrones as real events, it has emerged.

Taylor Swift's new song 'just shit'

TAYLOR Swift's new song does not have deeper levels and is just a shit thing, it has been confirmed.

Pratchett steamroller 'should do Jeffrey Archer's hard drive next'

THE steamroller that crushed Terry Pratchett’s hard drive should also do Jeffrey Archer’s, it has been claimed.

Well done you corporate cake whores, says Mary Berry

MARY Berry has congratulated the hosts of Channel 4’s Great British Bake Off for betraying everything baking stands for.

Hungover man reduced to tears by Despicable Me

A MAN has blamed a hangover for making him cry at a repeat of animated comedy film Despicable Me.

Game of Thrones fans to watch kids playing Dungeons & Dragons

FANS of Game of Thrones have begun watching some 13-year-old boys playing Dungeons & Dragons.

Doctor Who fans furious to discover it is load of bollocks

ANGRY Doctor Who fans have condemned the programme after realising it is total bollocks.