Arts & Entertainment

Banksy exhibit 'somehow worse than Blackpool'

SMELLING of chip fat in a Blackpool amusement arcade is still better than Banksy's latest exhibit, visitors have confirmed.

Mum wondering if she is to blame for Edinburgh show

CONCERNED mum Donna Sheridan is wondering what she did to inspire her daughter’s angst-ridden, sexually explicit Edinburgh show.

Young douchebags hail Calvin Harris as role model

SUPERSTAR DJ Calvin Harris is the number one role model for young aspiring douchebags, it has emerged.

Adults call for return of Saturday morning kids’ TV

ADULTS have called for the Saturday morning kids’ programmes which acted as a gentle hangover cure to be brought back to TV.

Woman ends 20-year attempt to like jazz

A MUSIC fan has finally admitted that jazz is bad.

New cafe allows man-children to return to the womb

A NEW cafe in Hackney allows customers to return to pre-birth conditions in special womb-like pods full of amniotic fluid.

New band to perform entire first album in full

A BAND has promised to perform its first, and so far only, album in full on an upcoming tour. 

New cookery show based on bringing in junk food

A NEW cooking show will see contestants compete by bringing in their favourite junk food.