Arts & Entertainment
MORE than 300 indie bands have been discovered in Camden Lock after it was drained for repairs.
FRANCIS Bacon artwork sold for a record £89.6 million will be the centrepiece of a newly redecorated guest bedroom.
SCIENTISTS have been banned from watching the film Gravity because they kept ruining it for normal people.
EVERY boyband of the 80s, 90s and 00s has merged into a hideous oozing blob.
TV CHEF Jamie Oliver is to make Death Row prisoners' last meals healthier and more nutritious.
THE young protagonist of the current Flora TV advert becomes a killer after seeing his parents having sex.
THE producers of Star Wars Episode 7 have discovered too late that Britain is a nation of Yoda impersonators.
A DANCE music DJ has spoken about his work like he's some sort of artist.