Arts & Entertainment

Night Tube to make passengers feel like they're in a low budget independent film

LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.

F**king Teletubbies earning more than you

THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.

Viruses having awesome summer at festivals

POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.

No-one wants to be on ‘Strictly’ with Ed Balls

THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.

Crowd at under 18s night far more pissed than at adult gig

THE crowd at an under 18s 'dry bar' gig was much drunker than at an equivalent adult event, it has emerged.

Hospitals demand better TV show about them than Casualty

HOSPITAL staff are demanding a much better television programme about their incredibly hard jobs than Casualty.

Pokemon Go players devastated after realising it is the most pointless bullshit imaginable

MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.

Even Big Brother not watching Big Brother

THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.