Arts & Entertainment

Supermarket accidentally stocks proper book

A SUPERMARKET chain has apologised after exposing its customers to a book that was not an action thriller or idiotic historical romance.

Jesus was the original Pokemon, claims Church of England

THE Church of England is attempting to attract younger people with a new version of the Bible which includes Pokemon.

Lion King still brilliant

EVERYONE has remembered how good The Lion King is.

Every aspect of daily life now like 'House Of Cards'

GOING to work, eating some cereal and paying a parking fine are all just like House of Cards, it has been confirmed.

Star Wars theme park to be one-third total cack

A THIRD of Disney’s upcoming Star Wars theme park will be complete cack in honour of the prequels.

Pokemon Go inspires ‘LSD Go’

A SMARTPHONE game involving fantastical creatures in a real-world setting can be replicated with large quantities of hallucinogens, players have revealed.

Original Ghostbusters film was 'sacred work of art made by geniuses'

UPDATING the original Ghostbusters film is as disrespectful as drawing a picture of a knob on the Mona Lisa, it has been confirmed.

Springsteen 'not that good', claims man

BRUCE Springsteen is not that good and no amount of listening to Thunder Road is going to change that, it has been claimed.