Arts & Entertainment
MARY Berry has quit The Great British Bake-Off because of all the bullshit going down.
EASTENDERS is to surprise viewers with a storyline where Ian Beale watches old episodes of the show on UK Gold and questions the nature of reality.
PEOPLE relishing the ‘Brangelina’ divorce have confirmed that it is indeed a shame for the kids.
LABOUR'S Momentum Kids are to get a TV show about their anti-capitalist adventures.
A WOMAN firmly believes The Blair Witch Project is a factual account of real events, it has emerged.
THE BBC has unveiled plans for a programme where people make soup in a tent.
A 33-YEAR-OLD man has been revealed as the world’s lowest-paid DJ.
THE X FACTOR is obviously just a lot of shit, a seven-year-old child has confirmed.