Arts & Entertainment
DISNEY’S Frozen 2 will feature a character who is not constantly making snappy wise cracks, it has emerged.
58-YEAR-OLD Wayne Hayes has written over 100 pages of notes on the new Top Gear, it has emerged.
GERMAINE Greer has confirmed that she will be first in line for the forthcoming film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows.
CLASSIC children’s books have been altered to remove words that were not considered obscene during their era, a publisher has revealed.
EXPERTS have confirmed that everyone at the Cannes Festival thinks they are better than you in every way.
A WOMAN struck terror into her boyfriend’s heart by suggesting they go to see a play, it has emerged.
SLOVENIAN Eurovision fans are gleefully anticipating whatever crazy act the UK is entering for Eurovision this year.
A MAN has become the first person to complete Facebook after defeating 'end boss' Mark Zuckerberg, it has emerged.
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- Non-Londoners don’t listen to podcasts because they are not constantly bored and lonely