Arts & Entertainment
WINNING Crufts would be easy if you practised all day, ordinary dogs have claimed.
GEORGE RR Martin is to change Game of Thrones’s title to Tits and Dragons, it has been confirmed.
54-YEAR-OLD Roy Hobbs has seen nothing funny in Top Gear’s foreign host offending his host nation’s cultural sensibilities.
A LONE member of Australian rockers AC/DC has been mysteriously untouched by the ravages of time.
SUPERHERO fans have been surprised to learn Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a reboot of 1979 divorce film Kramer vs Kramer.
STREET artist Banksy has been revealed as a man who always claimed to be broke in the pub.
NETFLIX UK is to add another show to its line up, bringing the overall total to seven.
TELEVISION is now just a parade of muscular posh men striding manfully out of lakes, it has been confirmed.