Arts & Entertainment

Gogglebox creates ‘infinity mirror’ of people watching themselves watching themselves

MILLIONS of people across Britain have set up cameras in their living rooms so they can film themselves watching themselves watching television.

Martin Amis to be a playable character in Mario Kart 8

NINTENDO'S forthcoming Mario Kart 8 is to include Martin Amis as an unlockable character.

Lawrence of Arabia inevitably getting heap of shit remake

CINEMA classic Lawrence of Arabia will inevitably get remade with Tom Cruise, Matt Damon or someone like that.

Kay Burley unveiled as new Pixies bassist

THE Pixies have recruited Sky News presenter Kay Burley as their new bassist.

Stolen Damien Hirst artworks 'easily replaced'

A PAINTER and decorator has offered to replace the two Damien Hirst artworks stolen from an art gallery.

Sherlock 'is a powerful wizard'

SHERLOCK Holmes can return from the dead because he is magic, Sherlock creator Steven Moffat has revealed.

Jerry Dammers wishing he'd known about this Madiba thing

JERRY Dammers of The Special AKA is furious that nobody ever told him Nelson Mandela was also known as Madiba.

Britain to vote on favourite bit of Del Boy falling through bar

THE BBC is to ask the nation exactly which part of Del Boy falling through the bar they love best.