Arts & Entertainment
CASTING has begun for an epic film about the traumatic life of a Scottish person in the early 21st Century.
BATMAN'S new car is a pimped Corsa with iridescent blue metallic paint, tinted windows and a 1500-watt Rockford Fosgate sound system.
THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.
AN app has been launched that will make it easier to discover brand new, terrible music.
GIG tickets will be priced according to the number of new songs a performer forces the audience to listen to.
THE lack of absurd DJ names has been linked to a decline in the quality of dance music.
FOLLOWING the summer hit Rude by MAGIC!, music listeners have confirmed they are good for pop-reggae songs until the year 2034.
BRITAIN cheered last night as Mary Berry told a hipster to get the hell off her television programme.