Arts & Entertainment

Blossom is the new essential box set

90s TEEN sitcom Blossom is the next US television must-see, according to TV connoisseurs.

Youth benefits cuts would cause electro-swing

BRITAIN'S music scene will be limited to people with trust funds if youth benefits cuts go ahead.

BBC acts to stop Danny Dyer films

THE BBC has won public support for its move to stop poor quality gangster films by casting Danny Dyer in EastEnders.

Bridget Jones's husband inevitably kills himself

THE husband of fictional character Bridget Jones takes his own life to avoid listening to her incessant bullshit, it has emerged.

Breaking Bad ends with everyone friends again

THE final episode of Breaking Bad ended last night with everyone becoming friends again.

Stephen King sued by his inner demons

THE psychological demons that haunted Stephen King are suing the writer for a share of his book profits.

Breaking Bad makers admit final episode never going to happen

VINCE Gilligan has cancelled the final episode of Breaking Bad after running out of ideas.

Channel 4 to show healthy lovemaking in natural cube environment

CHANNEL 4 is to show typical, healthy inside-a-glass-box lovemaking.