Arts & Entertainment
THOUSANDS of British families are celebrating Christmas by watching some girl-on-girl action.
THE producers of Gogglebox have confirmed that the departing Michael family will be replaced with five hooting gibbons.
KIM Jong Un has told Hollywood to stick to sexually attractive vampires or he will have everyone killed.
THE creators of a tedious, badly-designed computer game are hurriedly adding gratuitous sex and violence.
CHILD abduction drama The Missing is a prequel to the next Narnia series, it has emerged.
THE makers of new Bond film Spectre are struggling to incorporate Twiglets into the narrative.
HACKED Sony Pictures emails have revealed that film industry executive are highly worthwhile humans.
SMARTPHONE footage of a Jamie T gig has been acclaimed as superior to actually being there.