Arts & Entertainment
BBC SOAP EastEnders has introduced a new family who all support UKIP.
PHARRELL has watched at least ten hours of BBC output a day since 1982, he has revealed.
MARY Berry last night declared herself the winner of The Great British Bake-Off.
UKIP is to use its election war chest to produce a Star Trek film about the failure of galactic multi-culturalism.
MOST people claiming to have seen the original Twin Peaks series are not telling the truth, it has emerged.
THE original Norse legend upon which the Candy Crush Saga is based has been unearthed by archaeologists.
THE UK chart is entirely composed of tracks about buttocks, it has emerged.
BEN Affleck has revealed it is okay to invent behaviour by Muslims as long as it is part of a serious film.