Arts & Entertainment
RAP music has been exposed as nothing but clever puns, allusions and references like a Radio Four panel game.
LISTS of the best cultural things of the year are deliberately composed to make you feel stupid, their creators have admitted.
DEADLY intelligent machines are preferable to ‘cute’ kid androids that bang on about not being real children, according to experts.
STAR Wars: The Force Awakens will be 33 per cent black screen with Andy Serkis intoning portentous statements.
U2 WILL skip an inevitable decade of falling sales, a split and solo albums by going directly to the long-awaited reunion tour, it has been announced.
MEN who love vinyl records have been told to just f**king marry them and live happily ever after.
THE new Jurassic Park sequel features no peril because of improved health and safety at the dinosaur park.
FORMER Batman Christian Bale is to play a new self-devised superhero called Megabatman.