Tits and Dragons is a much better name, agrees George R R Martin

15-03-16

Mandatory Credit: Photo by IBL/REX/Shutterstock (4866819d) George R. R. Martin George R.R Martin photo shoot in Stockholm, Sweden - 23 Jun 2015

GEORGE RR Martin is to rename Game of Thones as Tits and Dragons, it has been confirmed.

The fantasy author is to re-title the whole series in response to actor Ian McShane’s suggestion, which he described as “beautifully concise”. 

Martin, whose middle names are Rowley Regis after his Black Country hometown, said: “Tits and Dragons. It’s absolutely perfect. 

“I mean there’s hardly any thrones in it, just that big swordy one, and there aren’t any games because the Xbox hasn’t been invented, so it was a bad title from the start. 

“The next book can be called Norks and Wyverns, followed by Big Ones and Basilisks and culminating in Horned Serpents and Hooters. 

Struggling fantasy author Nathan Muir said: “Wait. I just had an incredible idea. What about tits on dragons? 

“So there’s these big-breasted dragons and they go on some sort of quest, perhaps for a magic gem.

“I’m going to need at least nine volumes to do justice to the Big Tits Dragon Saga.”

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