Crazy bastard ignores warning about email having no subject

27-04-17

AN OFFICE worker has gone ahead and fired off an email in total disregard of his computer’s warning that it had no subject.

Devil-may-care brand analyst Tom Booker deliberately left the subject line blank, giving the email’s recipients no hint as to its contents, because he lives on the edge.

Booker said: “The conventions of electronic correspondence mean nothing to me.

“Sure, it’s a risk. Yes, people might get upset. But I thrive off the adrenaline rush of sticking it to the establishment.

“I file expense forms up to a week late. I push the boundaries of casual Friday as far as they will go. I take personal calls at my desk and I make no apologies for it.

“Wag your fingers and click your tongues all you want, petit bourgeois conformists. You can’t control me. The thug life is the only life I know.”

Booker’s colleague Mary Fisher said: “Tom’s been round. He wanted to know who’d taken his special pen.”

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