Dress-down Friday a total shitshow


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THE hot weather has turned casual Friday in offices around the UK into a riot of inappropriate clothing, workers have confirmed. 

Workplaces scandalised by displays of flesh and horrendous fashion choices have seen productivity drop to almost zero because employees are alternately covering their eyes and ogling.

HR manager Carolyn Ryan said: “Manager Paul came into the office in his Lycra, and we assumed he’d get changed after his bike ride into his usual jeans-and-polo.

“He didn’t. Sat there, going through the expenses, in full Lycra. He didn’t even cycle in. Too hot.

“Meanwhile the girl in payroll is literally wearing a crop top over a bikini, like she’s on her way to the beach, and Adele who retires next month is in Daisy Dukes and a see-through blouse.

“Dave from IT? Shirt unbuttoned to navel. Sharon in marketing? No bra. And we’re hearing rumours that Martin, managing director Martin, ‘fell out’ of his shorts while checking for toner.”

Ryan added: “Still. If we can look each other in the eye after the Christmas party, we can get over this.”

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