Ice cream van driving round like it’s the middle of f**king summer

AN ICE cream van is still driving round like it is not nearly the end of f**king October.

Onlookers noticed the ice cream van in Weston-Super-Mare yesterday evening, despite the fact it was freezing cold and not an obvious time to think about having a Solero.

Ice cream van driver Tom Booker said: “I’m just trying to make an honest living by driving round in a van playing eerie music which somehow advertises the availability of ice cream.

“But even I can see that with winter approaching it does seem weird, if not downright sinister.”

He added: “And in case you were wondering, yes, there are times when I do feel a bit like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.”

Parent Norman Steele said: “It is a tad incongruous, but in fairness to the ice cream man, he does also sell knock-off baccy and pirated DVDs so I should pop out and say hello.”