INFLATION TARGETS ‘WELL F*CKED’ SAYS MERV

GOVERNOR of the Bank of England Mervyn King has written to the Chancellor of the Exchequer to confirm the government’s inflation target was now 'well and truly fucked'.

'Get cocking Tesco to write a letter' said Merv

Mr King’s official letter said inflation was unlikely to return to the target rate of 2% before the end of next year. "Twatting fuck," he added.

The Governor blamed the rise on a combination of global food price rises, the volatile oil market and 'brown people having too many cars'.

The governor said there was 'cock-all' chance of prices falling soon, and forecast an increase in the number of people having to sell their daughters into the sex trade to buy a meal.

Mr King wrote: "Inflation is more than one piss-flap point above your prick-spittle target of 2%. So? What the pissing cock do you want me to do about it, badger balls?"

He added: "As if I did not already have enough on my plate clearing up all your other shit, you now expect to stick it right up me in public. Well try publishing this, fuck button."

Read Mervyn King’s letter in full here

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