Leprechauns Are Stealing Our Gold, Claims Darling
CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling last night warned UK banks could collapse after a series of daring raids by hordes of 'little people'.

But, he insists, the leprechauns have a secret plan to bury the gold and then refuse reveal its location, keeping it all for themselves to spend on bottles of stout and mutton pies.
Darling said: "They're about four inches high and are dressed in a fine tunic and breeks, a pair of shiny boots and a tall hat.
"They carry a little purse filled with magic dust and can make themselves invisible, which is of course illegal under European competition rules."
Mr Darling said if you spot a leprechaun you must keep your eye fixed on them at all the times 'otherwise they'll disappear'. He added: "There's one in here right now. I can sense him."
The chancellor is urging savers to keep a medium-sized jar next to the bed, so the leprechauns can be captured, flown back to Ireland and released in a meadow.
But Declan O'Flaherty, Chief Gold Keeper of the Kilkenny Little People, said: "Come now, give us yer gold. I've picked out a beeotiful, magical tree with an AER of 4.5%.
"We'll all have stout and mutton pies!"
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