Olympics-themed office fun 'not fun'

09-08-16

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OLYMPICS-RELATED office ‘fun’ only serves to highlight the shitness of work, it has emerged.

Attaching an Olympics theme to mundane office tasks has swept the country in the last couple of days and it has been confirmed that absolutely no one is into it.

Office worker Tom Booker said, “This month’s top seller now gets a ‘gold medal’, though it’s made out of chocolate and worth 89p.

But I hate this place and making any money for them so they can shove their gold medal up their arse.

“If somehow I do win it, I’m just going to put a black glove on one hand and hold it up showing solidarity with the long-defunct Black Panther movement. See what the big wigs in the boardroom think of that.”

Meanwhile an office in Stevenage has also offered its staff the chance to knock off two minutes early on a Friday afternoon for every gold medal Team GB wins in what the employees have described as “a pretty pointless gesture.”

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