NINE in every ten Londoners are working shifts as levitating Yodas around the capital, it has emerged.
A WORKER who made a mistake did not then try to bullshit her way out of the situation, it has emerged.
WOMEN do not need salaries as high as men because there is less of them to pay, businesses have insisted.
ALL 53,000 junior doctors are to retrain as corporate brand managers for the same pay and no working weekends.
A NEW range of Barbies come in a variety of skin tones, body shapes and crippling self-esteem issues.
UK CONSUMERS could save £15.68 a year if they went to hugely time-consuming lengths to do so, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE with Mini Coopers are even worse than you had assumed, it has emerged.
PAINT maker Dulux has created a range inspired by the various types of tension that creep into relationships.