APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
THE high cost of petrol may not be caused by poltergeists, it has emerged.
WAITROSE is the best supermarket for fresh produce and highly attractive middle-aged women, it has been claimed.
THE latest set of GDP figures indicate the UK economy may have suffered some sort of cataclysmic event about five years ago.
NEW technology will allow companies to check whether workers have traces of humanity in their system.