Business

Waitrose top for organic vegetables, customer service and milfs

WAITROSE is the best supermarket for fresh produce and highly attractive middle-aged women, it has been claimed.

Weak GDP figures suggest something really bad may have happened a few years ago

THE latest set of GDP figures indicate the UK economy may have suffered some sort of cataclysmic event about five years ago.

Workers to be tested for traces of a soul

NEW technology will allow companies to check whether workers have traces of humanity in their system.

Apple HQ 'is giant ouija board'

THE Apple corporation's new HQ has been designed to channel messages from Steve Jobs.

Should anyone be allowed to work in the City?

A DAMNING report into former bank bosses has raised the question of whether anyone should be allowed to work in finance.

Tesco launches economy music range

BRITAIN'S leading supermarket is to manufacture a blandly efficient range of Tesco Value Music.