BRITAIN has asked Tesco if it could stop dragging it out and just die.
ORDINARY Britons are to buy Lloyds bank so that they can send it back to the hell from which it came.
EVERY company is now claiming to have a 'punk ethos' that drives it forward.
EMPLOYEES have responded to an innovative office hot desking policy by developing fierce territorial instincts.
OIL giant Shell has refused to discuss what it found deep below the surface of the Arctic.
A COUPLE will spend Friday night attempting to do all the big five supermarkets in a single shopping trip.
MOTOR manufacturers deliberately misled consumers into believing car purchase could make them cool, it has emerged.
A BILLIONAIRE has confirmed that his £300 million ‘superyacht’ is only used for activities that could be carried out in an average sitting room.