A REPORT into executive pay has called for a radical reform of how wind is combined with piss.
RYANAIR boss Michael O’Leary is to end passengers.
GEORGE Osborne will use the £747 million from the sale of Northern Rock to bail it out again sometime next year.
POPE Benedict and Imam Ahmed Mohamed el-Tayeb would be a really horrible couple, it has been confirmed.
GEORGE Osborne has helped to ease the financial crisis by pointing at France and shouting a lot.
TROUBLED sloth-wear vendor JJB Sports is to market its goods at sporty people.
THE government is to boost the economy by giving £1bn to some builders instead of you and your friends.
PROTESTORS in the City of London have been offered a choice of high quality consumer goods if they will just go away.