LONDONERS are competing to plunge into quirky, independently-run holes in the pavement.
SUPERMARKET shoppers have told Which? they are fully aware that they are being ripped off but still want to live.
A MOB with flaming torches has laid waste to Castle Wonga, home of the evil Count Wongula.
COCONUT chocolate bar Bounty is now available in a male version called Bounty Hunter.
PASSENGERS delayed at Gatwick Airport will be forced into slavery on a nearby oilfield.
SWORN adversaries Aldi and Waitrose need each other on some weird level, it has been claimed.
A WAITROSE within a mile of your home improves your wisdom, altruism and lovemaking by 12 per cent.
BRITAIN has returned to buying clothes from Marks and Spencer after realising that caring about appearances is shallow and worthless.