COSMETICS behemoth L'Oreal has confirmed that it treats women of all races with the same degree of contempt.
BRITAIN'S bodily fluid cleaners have been working overtime after the launch date for the iPhone 5 was announced.
THERE is a chance the scary trader on the BBC News may have been acting selfishly, it has emerged.
SHALE gas operations can only start in Blackpool once the town meets minimum environmental standards.
ECONOMISTS have warned there could be a two-headed recession lurking in every garden in Britain.
BRITAIN'S biggest energy providers are to set up 'wife companies' to take the blame whenever they are accused of profiteering.
BRITAIN'S bosses could soon be forced to have thoughts and feelings about their enormous amounts of money, it has been announced.
THERE was widespread confusion today after a banker was arrested for losing billions of pounds.