BRITAIN’S banks are approaching four decades of unbroken criminality, it has been confirmed.
SPOTTY 19-year-olds who know a bit about smartphones should have more appropriate job titles, it has been claimed.
DISCOUNT supermarket Aldi has launched a new marketing campaign aimed at middle class people who have fallen on hard times.
BRITAIN’S top wizarding bank may be broken up after the Ministry of Magic ordered a wide-ranging investigation into its activities.
A LANDMARK office building in the City of London could be full of people who are basically werewolves, it has emerged.
STAFF in high street book chain Waterstones have an unusually high incidence of neckbeard, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is pinning its economic hopes on a record haul of grade-A heroin from the Tower of London.
SHOPPERS have told retailers that a ten per cent discount is worthless so they may as well stop pretending otherwise.