Business

Starbucks crowded out by ruthless independent tearooms

STARBUCKS is being crowded out of the UK market by the ruthless business practices of quirky local tearooms.

British Gas prays to God of Snow

BRITISH Gas has composed a prayer to Ullr, the Norse God of Snow.

Defence merger halted by time travelling robot

BAE Systems and EADS have decided to cancel their planned merger, after a robot from the future threatened to kill everyone involved.

Your boss 'doesn't see what the problem is'

YOUR boss does not understand why your are so angry about a simple plan to make it easier to fire you.

West Coast mainline contract still more efficient than trains

THE West Coast mainline contract fiasco is still working better than 98% of British trains.

Young entrepreneurs ‘could cripple economy’

TRENDY but utterly pointless businesses set up by hip young entrepreneurs could cripple the UK’s economy, experts have warned.

Zuckerberg warns staff to stay off Facebook

FACEBOOK'S business woes are the result of its staff wasting time on their own website, it has emerged.