THE Lord of Darkness does not appear in any of the leaked private photos of Mark Zuckerberg.
THE new Muppet movie is stoking children's desire for even more cheaply made plastic things, it has been confirmed.
BASTARD factory HSBC has been fined £40m by the Financial Services Authority for failing to ransack old people's bedrooms.
THE global economy should be started again from scratch and everyone given £5,000 each, Mervyn King has claimed.
BILLIONAIRE embryo Mark Zuckerberg has expressed shock that his school project website hasn't broken yet.
GEORGE Osborne is to keep adding lanes to the M6 until everyone has money again.
A REPORT into executive pay has called for a radical reform of how wind is combined with piss.
RYANAIR boss Michael O’Leary is to end passengers.