APPLE has finally admitted the iWatch is never going to happen because it was the result of a Thursday night pub crawl.
POWER giant E.On has been fined £12m for mis-selling energy as pet cats, dogs and fish.
PFIZER has announced that if its takeover of AstraZeneca goes ahead it will let everyone try the special drugs it normally keeps for itself.
THE Governor of the Bank of England has admitted they couldn't raise interest rates even if they wanted to.
THE Royal Mail is to auction personalised postcodes to homeowners seeking to make their addresses more sexy.
NO sheepdog has ever made the transition to shepherd, it has emerged.
THE next version of Apple’s iPhone will have a visceral dislike for the police force.
DRINKS maker Coca-Cola has admitted using severed human heads to add a touch of piquancy.