Business

Limited edition yoghurts 'are top investment buy'

YOGHURTS in temporarily-available flavours will become valuable nest eggs, experts have claimed.

Neglected gerbil establishes successful internet business

A GERBIL forgotten by its owners survived by establishing a thriving online business selling self-tapping screws, it has emerged.

Drug lords furious as HSBC withdraws 'Cartel Plus' account

THE withdrawal of HSBC's Cartel Plus account has left Mexico's drug lords saddled with inconvenient cash.

Starbucks to do sponsored head-shave for HMRC

STARBUCKS staff are to shave their heads in aid of the British government.

Tax 'negotiable'

YOUR tax bill can be negotiated over a cup of tea and a chocolate Hobnob, officials have confirmed.