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Group of tired, miserable people actually networking

A GROUP of conference attendees making strained conversation at the bar have realised that they are networking.

UK sells last tiny piece of infrastructure

A TRAFFIC island which was the UK's last piece of infrastructure has been sold to the private sector.

Network Rail unveils route to Saudi Arabia

NETWORK Rail has announced plans to extend its Great Eastern Main Line through to Saudi Arabia.

All internet providers total and utter bastards

EVERY broadband company is an absolute shower of shit run by complete bastards, it has been confirmed.

Stylish office still essentially a prison

'COOL' design-conscious offices are really just light, airy prisons, according to workers.

Coca-Cola furious about everyone drinking each other's Cokes

THE Coca-Cola Company has ordered the world to stop consuming Cokes that bear other people’s names.

Supermarkets to stop hiding contempt for customers

BRITAIN’S supermarkets have revealed plans to stop concealing their utter loathing of the public.

Anything bends if you f**k about with it enough, says Apple

APPLE has admitted its new iPhone will bend if you are determined to bend it.