WHISKY ‘connoisseurs’ are just ruddy-nosed cash dispensers, according to new research.
A PETTY credit card company has started asking for repayments after 30 days of being real sports about it.
A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.
A CHIEF executive has told his employees not to sweat the small stuff as the universe is indifferent to quarterly sales figures.
STOCKBROKERS have admitted the collapse in share prices was probably caused by some disappointing gak.
COCAINE sold to middle class people is to come with some blurb about being made by an ecologically-minded cartel that funds community projects.
MOST Wetherspoon pubs are named after local luminaries that never existed, it has emerged.
INTERNET retail giant Amazon employs a robot called Goliath that terminates non-productive workers, it has emerged.