THE Apple corporation's new HQ has been designed to channel messages from Steve Jobs.
A DAMNING report into former bank bosses has raised the question of whether anyone should be allowed to work in finance.
BRITAIN'S leading supermarket is to manufacture a blandly efficient range of Tesco Value Music.
GIRAFFE restaurants attached to supermarkets promise a new era in soul-destruction, Tesco has claimed.
JOHN Lewis has announced that its 17% staff bonuses will be paid in the form of non-essential household accessories.
BRITAIN will oppose an EU ban on gently warming the testicles of bankers.