NETWORK Rail has announced plans to extend its Great Eastern Main Line through to Saudi Arabia.
EVERY broadband company is an absolute shower of shit run by complete bastards, it has been confirmed.
'COOL' design-conscious offices are really just light, airy prisons, according to workers.
THE Coca-Cola Company has ordered the world to stop consuming Cokes that bear other people’s names.
BRITAIN’S supermarkets have revealed plans to stop concealing their utter loathing of the public.
APPLE has admitted its new iPhone will bend if you are determined to bend it.
BRITAIN is celebrating that special day when you only work the hours you are paid to work.
SIXTY per cent of Tesco stores are roofless wrecks inhabited by tribes of feral monkeys, auditors have found.