PRIME Minister David Cameron has announced business-friendly changes to UK employment laws including the reintroduction of slavery.
THE collapse of Clinton Cards could leave the UK’s easily-amused community unable to express its banal thoughts, it has been claimed.
A SNEAKY old bastard was last night attacked by people who have made a career in politics.
FORGOTTEN social network Myspace is to stage a comeback by using the version of Facebook that everyone thought was absolutely fine.
SPECIALITY bakers across the country are struggling to cope with a record demand for horribly racist cakes.
THE Windows 8 operating system will come in three varieties of ball-shrinking awfulness, Microsoft has promised.
BOOKMAKERS have stopped taking bets that the next London Mayor will be a bellend.
OFFICES are to be revolutionised by a device that detects challenge-averse working practices including blame culture and failure to think out of the box.