MCDONALD’S has revealed that its nuggets contain locally-sourced boy.
PREMIER Foods has unveiled a new range of bastards who smell of fresh strawberries.
THE number of people simultaneously talking down a static-filled phone line has been estimated as between five and the entire population of Preston.
RAIL operators are moving ever closer to a network completely rid of annoying passengers.
SALES of tiresome penis and fart-related joke products are expected to hit £569bn today.
ALL remaining public assets are to be transferred to Richard Branson to see what he does with them.
SSE’S ape advert was inspired by peyote-fuelled sweat lodge rituals, it has emerged.
BUSINESSES have warned they will be forced to start fining customers who complain.