THE BBC’s new funding plan is based on hiring out Poldark for breeding purposes.
ECONOMISTS have warned that unless immigration is drastically reduced the UK faces the biggest boom since the 1980s.
FOLLOWING Luis Suarez’s brace of goals against Manchester City, employers are to incentivise workers by arranging similar abuse.
REGULATORS have announced a clampdown on unsolicited phone calls and texts from family members.
The Daily Telegraph makes no apology for the way it has treated irritants claiming we are beholden to our advertisers, just as the Canesten range treats irritation quickly and effectively.
TRADESMEN have said they are happy to give receipts for cash jobs provided they can use ridiculous fake names.
CHOCOLATE spread Nutella is designed to be absorbed through the pores, it has emerged.
BIG brands are all either irritating or demonic, it has emerged.