SECURITY company G4S has revealed its solution to their Olympics staffing shortfall – Enforcement Droid Series 209.
SAVERS in Britain, Germany and France are taking their funds out of the banking system and putting them into tulip bulbs.
THE UK's banks have provided a major boost to the economy by creating a third of a million jobs for professional blame-takers.
THE Bank of England inadvertently sanctioned the manipulation of interest rates because it thought Libor was a powerful disinfectant.
Public comprehends words 'dude' and 'Bollinger' in otherwise mysterious event.
A TOUCHING, big-hearted bread advert was made by a group of arrogant cocaine users, it has emerged.
ICE lolly manufacturers have responded to demand for a product that in no way resembles a cock.
PRIME Minister David Cameron has announced business-friendly changes to UK employment laws including the reintroduction of slavery.