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Please buy a Blackberry Playbook, says guilt-ridden Apple

ELECTRONICS giant Apple has begun promoting Blackberry's unfortunate tablet machine out of a mixture of pity and guilt.

Jobless offered free glimpse into very slightly better future

BRITAIN'S unemployed are being offered the chance to experience what life might be like if they had an extra £7.50 a week.

RBS now being run by Montgomery Brewster from 'Brewster's Millions'

THE Royal Bank of Scotland is being run by someone compelled to spend as much money as possible by a clause in his eccentric uncle’s will,  it has been claimed.

50p tax rate not working, say people desperate to abolish 50p tax rate

THE 50p income tax rate is raising less revenue than the old 40p one, claim wealthy people who should, if they’re telling the truth, be keeping quiet about it.

Sun to be produced in prison for prison

BRITAIN'S biggest newspaper is switching its production and target audience to Britain's prisons.

Hester claims RBS office full of asbestos and tigers

RBS chief executive Stephen Hester has claimed his job is full of hidden dangers that could kill him.

Rail bonuses to be replaced with knackered bus

THE £20 million bonus pool for Network Rail bosses is to be repeatedly postponed then replaced by a former school bus.

Facebook IPO fails because nobody can find 'Buy' button

THE first public listing of Facebook has failed after users could not find the bit of the website that allows them to buy shares.