Business

Big accountancy firm accused of saving people money

BRITAIN'S biggest accountancy firm has been accused of organising its clients’ finances and helping them reduce their tax bills.

Waitrose totally freaks out

CLASSY supermarket Waitrose has completely lost it after everyone took the piss with its free hot drinks.

Trains set free to roam as they please

RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.

Funky CV makes applicant stand out as tiresome little shit

HAVING an innovative multimedia CV makes you stand out from the pack as a particularly tedious person, according to employers.

Levi Roots launches Post-Punk Post-Punk Sauce

DRAGONS’ Den entrepreneur Levi Roots has announced a new condiment inspired by obscure early 80s experimental rock music.

Cows to get minimum wage

BRITAIN's bovine milk suppliers are to receive a guaranteed income for their bodily secretions.

Cafe refilled Heinz bottles with generic ketchup

A LONDON cafe has been caught refilling its old Heinz sauce bottles with cheaper ‘industrial ketchup’.

Zuckerberg now youngest person still on Facebook

THIRTY year-old Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest person still on it.