THOUSANDS of Britons are hiring specialist image manipulators to simulate exotic cycling trips.
'COFFEE' served in Scottish cafes is actually high strength lager.
THE UK’s banks have pleaded not to be broken up because they are deeply in love.
A CANCER cure has lost out on Kickstarter to a humorous scheme to buy a garden gnome a hat.
TESCO has launched a special Tight Bastard range aimed at misers.
AIRPORTS are to minimise delays by searching your insides while you eat, shop and go to the lavatory.
FLEXIBLE working is impractical for jobs where work needs to be done, it has emerged.
BOSSES who have no idea what their staff are doing have welcomed the acquittal of Rebekah Brooks.