SSE’S ape advert was inspired by peyote-fuelled sweat lodge rituals, it has emerged.
BUSINESSES have warned they will be forced to start fining customers who complain.
UNPAID workers spend most of their time imagining how vile they will be to other interns once they get promoted, it has emerged.
BRITAIN’S banks are approaching four decades of unbroken criminality, it has been confirmed.
SPOTTY 19-year-olds who know a bit about smartphones should have more appropriate job titles, it has been claimed.
DISCOUNT supermarket Aldi has launched a new marketing campaign aimed at middle class people who have fallen on hard times.
BRITAIN’S top wizarding bank may be broken up after the Ministry of Magic ordered a wide-ranging investigation into its activities.
A LANDMARK office building in the City of London could be full of people who are basically werewolves, it has emerged.