NINE top economists have published an open letter calling for a new approach to lifting Britain out of George Osborne.
THE first few days of the Olympics have seen business booming for the capital's newest branch of Cash4Gold.
MCDONALDS workers from around the globe are dreaming of finishing the games with coveted gold stars.
BOTTLENOSE dolphins have been installed as executives by several high street banks, it has emerged.
SECURITY company G4S has revealed its solution to their Olympics staffing shortfall – Enforcement Droid Series 209.
SAVERS in Britain, Germany and France are taking their funds out of the banking system and putting them into tulip bulbs.
THE UK's banks have provided a major boost to the economy by creating a third of a million jobs for professional blame-takers.
THE Bank of England inadvertently sanctioned the manipulation of interest rates because it thought Libor was a powerful disinfectant.