IF the NSA keeps spying on the internet consumers will return to vinyl records and films on tape, massive companies have warned.
MOST people who read Monocle magazine are still based in their childhood bedroom, it has emerged.
THE Royal Bank of Scotland has reminded customers that 'their' money is actually its money.
DENTAL surgeons are excited at the prospect of being able to buy Saab cars again.
THOUSANDS of Amazon orders will be incorrect because its warehouses are mostly staffed by undercover journalists.
PAYDAY lenders are to switch from 4,000% loans to selling deliciously expensive electricity.
CO-OP account holders have praised their bank for continuing to be very, very different indeed.
SAINSBURY'S has confirmed that collecting Nectar points is done for the sheer love of it.