FORGOTTEN social network Myspace is to stage a comeback by using the version of Facebook that everyone thought was absolutely fine.
SPECIALITY bakers across the country are struggling to cope with a record demand for horribly racist cakes.
THE Windows 8 operating system will come in three varieties of ball-shrinking awfulness, Microsoft has promised.
BOOKMAKERS have stopped taking bets that the next London Mayor will be a bellend.
OFFICES are to be revolutionised by a device that detects challenge-averse working practices including blame culture and failure to think out of the box.
FRIENDS Reunited has relaunched with a pledge to be not bad at one of the things that has made Facebook enormous.
DOWNING Street has advertised for an experienced prostitution agent.
OWNERS of the iPad 3 will have to pay Apple a monthly fee for all the heat it generates.