BONUSES at Barclays will rise despite a fall in profits because that is just how the whole thing actually works, the bank has explained.
THE violent death of every human being was prevented last night after some American politicians agreed to get some more money.
BSKYB is to change its corporate logo to a manicured hand flipping off the whole world.
BOUTIQUE computer giant Apple will no longer be selling its machines to the ugly, it has been confirmed.
COSMETICS giant L'Oreal has admitted its disappointment at not being allowed to commit fraud.
THE UK economy has immediately grown by 12% after Prince Andrew agreed to leave it alone.
A PARLIAMENTARY committee may have been misled by an unctuous corporate
sleaze-ball who was there for the sole reason of covering his sorry
ROYAL Mail 'while you were out' notes are developing a snide undercurrent, it has emerged.