SWINDON is a hotbed of unbridled lesbian sex, the town's borough council claimed last night.
GREGGS the baker last night assured its customers it would never ever judge them.
STUDENTS can have Windows 7 irritate the shit out of them for a reduced fee of £30, Microsoft has announced.
BLACKPOOL'S tourism industry can be saved if the rest of the United Kingdom is reduced to charred, smouldering rubble, it was claimed last night.
ACROSS the UK the search has begun for a business that is socially useful.