YOU know considerably more about News International than Rupert Murdoch and his son James, it has been confirmed.
CASH-STRAPPED Britons have announced plans to heat their homes by incinerating energy bosses.
REBEKAH Brooks is clearly keeping the Murdochs out of jail, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S topless models have threatened to withdraw their thrilling tales of rump-pumpy from the News Of The World.
BRITISH businesses have been urged to hire surly, undereducated malcontents because at least they are not foreign.
AN Australian pensioner today declared the British government to be excellent value for money.
MOBILE phone operators have confirmed they will need more money to achieve their sole aim of bringing the whole world together.
A SHOP which sells really uncomfortable sofas for £3000 is to close down.