JJB Sports, the troubled high street vendor of television watching apparel, has finally dropped the 'Sports' from its name.
SWINDON is a hotbed of unbridled lesbian sex, the town's borough council claimed last night.
GREGGS the baker last night assured its customers it would never ever judge them.
STUDENTS can have Windows 7 irritate the shit out of them for a reduced fee of £30, Microsoft has announced.
BLACKPOOL'S tourism industry can be saved if the rest of the United Kingdom is reduced to charred, smouldering rubble, it was claimed last night.