THE reasons for Fred Goodwin getting and losing his knighthood could have been separated at birth, it has been confirmed.
THOMAS Cook has become the latest travel company to base a television advert on a song by the Pixies.
STEPHEN Hester last night turned down a share bonus package after discovering the shares were in the Royal Bank of Scotland.
BRITONS will spend any amount of money in order to get a 'plush toy', it has emerged.
THE taxpayer will have to pay for Stephen Hester's bonus or pay for his bonus and his lawyers, it has been confirmed.
MOIRA Stewart, the all-seeing God of Tax, has warned of great suffering for those self-employed workers whose forms displease her.
STAFF at McDonald's have enjoyed their first Bring Your Favourite Britpop Bassist to Work Day.
CREDIT rating agency Standard & Poor's has upgraded itself to Triple-A Plus Super Fantastic.